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Sunday Funnies – April 1

Let’s see what’s funny this Sunday morning, maybe with iced coffee – its getting warmer!

First, what can you get for the special someone who’s already got everything?

Why a Cock Chandelier of course! Who knew? (1:17),

 

Priapus Chandelier, by Swallow&Bone.

They… create contemporary products that add sensual ambience to your world in an attempt to illuminate and celebrate the erotic, and to challenge everyday perceptions of the public display of eroticism. Following the principle that through the quality of careful, skilled design and craftsmanship, Swallow&Bone challenge prejudices and tackle boundaries between what is regarded as acceptable or unacceptable.
The company itself consists of father and daughter team, combining a diversity of skills and experience where engineering, photography, sculpture and fine art, meets graphics, textiles and fashion to produce dynamic and unique products. These combined skills along with a shared interest in changing and questioning attitudes, leads to a rare working relationship.

 

Next, speaking of swallow that bone(er), you gotta stand back when you pull out a big boy’s toy,

gif of cock pulled out from pants slaps girl in face

 

But if he doesn’t treat you right, you just play whack a mole instead of swallow the bone,

gif of girl slapping a cock and it bouncing back at her

Owwwww!

 

Next, some behavior tips,

guide to proper behavior

 

and an infographic to aid in deciphering modern behavior patterns,

infographic showing the differences between male and female behavior for going out at night

 

This is a short compilation clip of funny commercials from foreign climes (2:43),

 

 

That’s it for this time, thanks for dropping by,

brunette smiling at the camera after taking a messy cumshot on her chin and chest

Cum again soon!

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Sunday Funnies – March 25

Grab your java, tea, or Bloody Mary – it’s time for another installment of Sunday Funnies.

 

humorous image of clash between old and new language usage

The collision of modern usage and traditional usage…

 

Been concerned about the economy?

 

illustration of nude bathing beauty on a beach towel smoking a joint

 

I missed putting this one up for Thanksgiving, so here is a cozy little pilgrim/colonial stock or pillory bedroom piece,

 

a craftsman style wooden bed with the footboard fashioned in the style of punishment stock or pillory

…new meaning to being sent to bed for being naughty…

 

man's arm tattooed all over with the Louis Vuitton logo

…even more gauche than carrying the LV bag…if that’s possible…

 

woman sucking the cock of man in Spiderman costume

Spidey needs stress relief too

 

poster of american indian with text about hypocriscy of some political positions on immigration

 

Here is TV commercial we’ll never see in the U.S. of A.,

 

 

image of huge cock ripping through too tight jeans

I hate it when she buys my jeans so tight

 

woman smiling after a cumshot to her mouth with cum dripping off her chin

cum again soon!

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Sunday Funnies – February 19

Ok, let’s see what might be funny this morning……

 

note to parents re son caught masturbating in class

…but he was meeker after the ruler smacked his cock…

 

lioness has a new man

 

Speaking of cats,

 

 

poster humorously explaining social media

 

boys touching boobs of bikini clad porn star

field trip for boys

 

And here’s a quick and dirty look at marriage per the Bible,

 

a poster displaying the various forms of marriage shown in the Bible

what they don’t know about “family values”….

 

and last – may the force be with you,

girl masturbating with a lighted dildo

alternate use of a light saber – may the force be with her

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Sunday Funnies January 22

Another Sunday, another installment of Funnies,

 

adult humor road warning sign

 

 

 

 

Harrison Ford was in the right place at the right time

Right Place……..Right Time

 

and next, some Barbie adventures –

 

chipmunk looking at suggestively dressed Barbie doll

Hey, girl – wanna come up to my place and see my nuts?

 

and then, some time later,

 

Barbie with a strapon and Ken cowering at her feet

Ken, I met a kinky chipmunk and I learned some things about myself….

Image credit for the strap-on pic above is to Mariel Clayton, a photographer of miniatures, with lots of Barbie and Ken oh-so-wrong images, and who has a delightfully twisted sense of humor.

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Holiday Funnies

A little Christmas music to view by? The best Christmas song ever? “I’ll Be Stoned For Christmas”,

It is hard to pick a “best” from the many Bob Rivers twisted Christmas songs, but that one is right up there.

Here’s another one, “Aquaclaus” – done by Rivers in the style of Jethro Tull performing “Aqualung”,

Next, an important tip for holiday parties,

cartoon of good and bad placement of mistletoe

This is “A Dubstep Christmas” by Skrillex,

 

Hanging decorations,

man hanging from roof gutter while trying to string christmas lights

…honey?….honey?….a little help?…

Here are two pretty unlikely looking fellows playing the four-armed, one guitar cover of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”, not particularly a holiday item but….. eh, so what,

 

angel christmas decorations having oral sex

angels need blowjobs too…maybe ESPECIALLY angels…

Here is Tchaikovsky’s “Sugar Plum Fairy” played on a glass harp,

 

And last for this time, Mrs. Claus showing us why the reindeer fly for Santa….

digital art image of reindeer resting from pulling sleigh and mounting a woman in red lingerie

reindeer recreation – is that Blitzen or Donner?

 

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