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Sunday Funnies – July 15

Grab your iced coffee this Sunday morning and let’s chortle about adult humor and odd stuff,

altered image of the Statute of Liberty nude and posed like a stripper

Give me your huddled masses and strippers yearning to be free…

gif of woman dance walking and accosting a random man with sexual motions

Now THAT’s Dance Walking

nude man in cowboy hat and kerchief touching his cock

“Wanted – young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred” Original newspaper add placed by William Hepburn Russell, founder of the The Pony Express

Model, however, is over 18, I’m sure, in case Big Brother snoops by………….

next, in our continuing search for funny sexy commercials that we never get to see in the U.S. of A., here is a German VW ad,

Translation:

(He accidentally whispers “Drehzahlmesser (rev counter)” in her ear as he gets horny, because he is thinking about his VW Golf R32, and the girl is not amused.)

She: What?? rev counter??

He: yyeeah… No No. uuh, I didn’t say that.

She: Yes, YOU did…

He: Hmmpf …

and last, for now, a couple from the endlessly amusing category of screencaps of texts:

texting humor screencap re caught in a bar

humorous screencap of text re parents having sex

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Sunday Funnies – June 17

Time for another edition of Sunday Funnies – there’s no special material for Father’s Day…because we want sex and fun every day, my Carnal Crew!

From the Adult Blogger’s Almanac, Migraine Remedy #11,

adult humor - blonde with a big semi-hard cock draped on her forehead

 

Another banned TV commercial, this one from Germany for Sprite,

 

next, a …….

dog fetching large dildo for owner on the beach

Dog and dildo - now that's BFF teamwork

 

that dildo must have been Swept Away (Travolti da un Insolito Destino Nell’azzurro Mare D’Agosto)…like this one,

 

long dildo washed up on a deserted sandy beach

 

Apologies to Lina Wertmüller Giancarlo Giannini, and Mariangela Melato

 

Speaking of dildos,

walmart shopping receipt for thongs, lube, massager and cucumber

don't forget your veggies...I guess that's how you have to party in Mesquite Texas...and glad she got the "two fer" in case she wears out the first one...

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Sunday Funnies – Memorial Day Edition

Another edition of Sunday morning funnies, a day late for the Memorial Day weekend.

You thought you knew all the characters in The Avengers?

But no,

 

parody of Scarlett Johansson as a huge breasted super heroine in The Avengers

Here is an exclusive look at Scarlett Johansson in the deleted scene and character from the blockbuster movie “The Avengers”. Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson was then to play a newly imagined superheroine called “Chesty McTits”. As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits. They outvoted her, so now she’s out of the movie, roaming the universe, stopping intergalacatic spacecraft in their tracks. Then they put the Black Widow back in. So now you know the real story.

 

 

two hunters gloating over a dead black bear while a live one approaches from the rear

Don’ t look over your shoulder, bro – payback is padding softly toward you…

 

 

european road sign of man behind sheep

…at least not in the middle of the road, mein herr…

 

baby in a tee shirt that says all daddy wanted was a blowjob

A Father’s Day preview…

 

Now be safe out there,

backyard grill exploding and burning

No one saved the buns, the scaredy-cats

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Sunday Funnies – April 22

How about another installment of Sunday Funnies?

Is this the best lip synch ever? (This takes a minute to load and it – apologies – autoplays when it does load, so hit your mute to start with)…

 

 

Best obituary ever?

onbituary of a man who enjoyed

 

 

pretty girl with cock buried in her throat and quizzical look on her face

Ok – so what do I do now?

 

and,

rabbits appearing to fuck each other threesome style while a fourth one watches

And you thought we invented the threesome? And being a voyeur?

 

woman about to groom or examine a huge furry dog

I hope she gets big tips for those prostate exams

 

Last, for this time, and continuing with our presenting commercials with an adult theme, here is:

Liquid-Plumr presents the two sexiest plumbers ever. Introducing new Liquid-Plumr Double Impact Snake + Gel System.

 

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Sunday Funnies – April 1

Let’s see what’s funny this Sunday morning, maybe with iced coffee – its getting warmer!

First, what can you get for the special someone who’s already got everything?

Why a Cock Chandelier of course! Who knew? (1:17),

 

Priapus Chandelier, by Swallow&Bone.

They… create contemporary products that add sensual ambience to your world in an attempt to illuminate and celebrate the erotic, and to challenge everyday perceptions of the public display of eroticism. Following the principle that through the quality of careful, skilled design and craftsmanship, Swallow&Bone challenge prejudices and tackle boundaries between what is regarded as acceptable or unacceptable.
The company itself consists of father and daughter team, combining a diversity of skills and experience where engineering, photography, sculpture and fine art, meets graphics, textiles and fashion to produce dynamic and unique products. These combined skills along with a shared interest in changing and questioning attitudes, leads to a rare working relationship.

 

Next, speaking of swallow that bone(er), you gotta stand back when you pull out a big boy’s toy,

gif of cock pulled out from pants slaps girl in face

 

But if he doesn’t treat you right, you just play whack a mole instead of swallow the bone,

gif of girl slapping a cock and it bouncing back at her

Owwwww!

 

Next, some behavior tips,

guide to proper behavior

 

and an infographic to aid in deciphering modern behavior patterns,

infographic showing the differences between male and female behavior for going out at night

 

This is a short compilation clip of funny commercials from foreign climes (2:43),

 

 

That’s it for this time, thanks for dropping by,

brunette smiling at the camera after taking a messy cumshot on her chin and chest

Cum again soon!

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