Nah, not a Lady Gaga post, although a vid of LG covered in cumshots from a glory hole cocksucking fest would be hot, eh? Anyway, what’s a girl to do when she can’t get enough of cocksucking, and the men…well, one man is “only” good for one cumshot load, at least usually, and for a while.
Why, she’s gotta go to the Glory Hole and satisfy her appetites, (3:19)
and when she wants to rest her jaw, she can back up on it,
or do some moisturizing,
or practice multi-tasking,
or have a girls’ night out (yeah, didn’t you know – boys – this what they really do when they tell you that?)
If you want still more….here are some video clips on tube sites, each links out in a new tab/window, and beware some auto-play with sound, and also, as usual, be ready to kill popups/unders,
Continuing with my temporary fixation on music, porn, and videos of porn and music….. if you’ve heard dubstep music, you either love it or you’d rather stick a screwdriver in your ear than listen to it.
If you’re in the screwdriver camp, stop here and go to some other porn ’cause here are some fat bass dubstep mixes on some porn clips. As usual, a couple of these will hit you with popunders or overs so kill ’em when they pop…
A compilation video with dubstep track, (4:16),
“Ode to 2011 Ver2”, by grayagent, dubstep track unknown, (4:15),
“Retro Punk Gangbang to Dubstep” (a clip from the retro indeed New Wave Hookers), dubstep track unknown, (4:42),
and here, Melencolia, dubstep track by Prodigy, (3:15)
Now if you’re strictly auditory, here are some dirty dubstep music only tracks.
We are going to have to start off with Torqux‘s “Midriff”, X-rated. This is a dirty track in all senses, the dub and the ahh, lyrics,
Now Sinfield‘s “Eargasm” is just that,
Next, Skream’s “Kinky” which has lots of moans and wobbles,
Next up is Bar 9′s “Midnight” which starts off so innocent with a piano playing then drops dirty and filthy. “Midnight” is pure dichotomy.
Last, Dextron, a producer from the Netherlands, is rather underground, but with a track like “Suck My Wobble” he won’t be for long,
Here’s another installment in my Sunday Funnies series, so get the coffee, forget the paper and enjoy.
Those darn Labs…..always want to play fetch,
not now Fido
but you gotta put your toys away when the in-laws come to visit, or…….
come on...please play fetch?
and sometimes her goddamn little dog hangs around no matter what,
deleted scene from Men In Black?...
I neglected to get this one up in time for Thanksgiving, so here it is late: Addams Family Thanksgiving – “…your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs…”
here’s another item in the “Who’s The Next Ben Franklin?” category,
what happens to the cumshot?
These next quotes are “allegedly” from a book entitled Disorder in the American Courts, although I can’t tell which one – and there are several on Amazon, natch – but these are supposedly gathered by the court reporters in the courtrooms… anyway, here are a few nuggets:
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter
has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.