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Do Those Balls Hang Low?

Didjya ever hear the ribald song/chant Do Your Balls Hang Low?

Adolescent boys loved it and modified it for parental consumption by switching in “ears” for “balls”, which is even more absurd and therefore the cause of gales of giggles.

Here’s the version I recall from my misspent youth:

Do your balls hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie ’em in a knot

Can you tie ’em in a bow

Can you throw ’em over your shoulder

Like a Continental soldier

Do your ballsssss hanggggg lowwww

So I was reminded of this delightful ditty when I ran across several GIFs featuring big swinging balls,

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Nuts – Good for Your Health

What’s better than combining health and sex?

Nada baby!

So here are some great points I ran across re the remarkable health benefits of eating some nuts every day, plus some of your ‘ol Ram’s visuals focused on nuts – porn nuts of course. Close attention to both kinds of nuts is sure to make you live to 100! I promise!

Eat Nuts Every Day

People who eat a handful of nuts daily are 20 percent less likely to die than those who skip the snack, reports a new study from the Harvard School of Public Health. In addition to lower instances of death, researchers found that people who consumed seven or more handful servings a week saw a 25 percent reduction in cardiovascular disease deaths and an 11 percent reduction in death from cancers.

So eat your nuts, and USE your nuts.

gif of interracial anal sex with black balls slapping white pussy as they fuck

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