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DJs of Porn – Garm II

We looked at some of Garm’s work in this first post. His work in images is so prolific that I arbitrarily divided the other material in the curation into two categories: More Than Two (variations on group sex), which we look at in this post, and One or Two (solo or two people), which we’ll look at in the next in the series.

Here is another of his video clips, and then some more of his altered images, and another video clip at the end.

Blessed Be, (6:16),

 

here are the images,

 

Here is the second video clip – fetishy, fantasy, groupy, kinky,

Der Traum des Kaisa Blum (7:58),

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DJs of Porn – JRoux

This is the second installment in the DJs of Porn series. The first post was about the work of Garm/Ugarm of Garm’s Kiss, with a movie clip and number of his heavily edited and modified images of interracial sex. Today’s installment showcases the work of “JRoux”.

His work seems to be only in the production of edited sex video clips, which he calls “xXx music videos.” They are all skillfully edited, at least for an amateur porn aficionado, and all have a music track combined with the edited video, so that there is no dialog and no fake moaning – a small oasis of relief in the desert of porn soundtracks.

Here is a clip he entitled Epoca, with a Rio tango vibe (6:02),

 

I am guessing he hails from South America or Spain as the video clips he uses suggest that.

Here is another clip, with a Rhianna music track and a psychedelic vibe, this one entitled The White Studio (3:43),

 

I previously included a couple of his clips, Silhouette and Melencolia, with dubstep tracks in the post on Dubstep Porn.

Last, for this time, his latest work – a clip entitled Closer (6:04),

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DJs of Porn – Garm of Garm’s Kiss

The DJs who preside over dance clubs and blast out their audio creations that they have mixed, ripped, sampled, and remixed from the work of others are celebrities in their own right these days.

There are lesser known but talented porn lovers inhabiting the internet’s nooks and crannies who do the same, but with porn video clips and images created by others – I call them the DJs of Porn. This is the first of a series of posts celebrating the work of DJs of Porn that I find in my travels through the web – today we’ll look at the work of guy known as Garm, or sometimes Ugarm, of Garm’s Kiss.

harem fantasy image of black man fucking a white harem slave while other harem girls watch

Garm, so far as I can discover, has worked primarily in image editing and creation, but has also worked with a few video clips. For the images, he apparently takes found images and then works extensively in Photoshop to edit and manipulate the colors and figures in the images and then republish them. He has a number of very hot interracial images and an IR video clip that we’ll look at first.

This is Radar Love, (6:30), with a voodoo interracial angle, where he has mixed in his own choice of a music track, “Radar Love” by Golden Earring. He may have edited the video too but I haven’t seen the source clip so don’t know for sure about that. And, as always, be ready to kill any tube site popovers and unders,

 

Here is a gallery of his images with an interracial hardcore theme,

 

Unfortunately for we surfers and lookers, Garm’s blog on Blogger is closed except to invited guests. UPDATE 2013 – Blogger has now shut him down completely. So his work is now only found scattered around the internet, and collected and archived by such as Ram – a curator of fine carnality.

I took a shot, in a small way, at this sort of thing myself in the Kayden Kross post you see linked below in the Related Articles. I took a clip of Kayden having anal sex by the pool, and ripped out the audio track which consisted of simply awful dialog and cheesy exclamations by the male lead. I mixed in a music track instead and – voila! – its much more enjoyable, I believe.

We’ll look at more DJs in future posts in this series, including more of Garm and a couple others. If you’ve spotted someone who fills the bill, give me a name and info in the comments.

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Machine Porn

Men just loves they machines…

Here’s some machine porn – first, the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse. This machine stole the show last month at the 2012 Salon International de l’Auto in Geneva. Priced at $2.50 million, “the most powerful roadster of all time” boasts an 8-liter, 16 cylinder engine capable of 1200 bhp and a top speed of 255 mph.

http://www.bugatti.com – the faster and more powerful version of the Grand Sport. The fastest production roadster ever now with open- top driving. The Vitesse has:
– 1,200 hp
– 1,500 Nm torque
– accelerates in 2,6 sec (0-100km/h)
– and achieves max speed of 410 km/h.

I just wish the soundtrack was the music of that 16 cylinder engine winding up and down from 1200 hp…and I dunno about an open top car traveling at 1/3 the speed of sound – but shit, let’s try it!

Next, if you can’t own a machine like that, just make up a really cool machine, or several,

“ShapeShifter” by Charlex
narration by Gabriel Byrne

 

 

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The Amateur Porn Video Viewed ̶5̶0̶ ̶5̶5̶ 76 Million Times

Ain’t the internet grand? Think about what’s behind that title – over fifty million (UPDATE – June 4, 2013: 51,852,166 53,000,043 54,553,065 55,575,821, 57,348,715, 64,145,492!)(UPDATE – April 13, 2014: 68,955,407 views!)(update August 27, 2015: 76,634,089 views) views of an amateur, homemade porn video clip – the number of viewers, the bandwidth, the populist popularity, the number of countries represented…

All of the free porn tube sites heavily rely on a constant stream of amateur uploads – all us citizens filming ourselves having sex and sharing with world – to keep their content fresh. The voracious appetite of the collective carnality lovers for viewing porn apparently can’t be met by commercial production. Still, that 70 million+ views floors me.

These are the 5 most viewed amateur porn clips from the YouPorn site, in reverse order, (all of the pics link out in a new window to YouPorn for viewing)(beware of autoplays with sound, and popunders/overs):

5.

19:51
88%
40,316,855 views
4.

02:57
90%
45,359,516 views
3.

fucking my wife
21:50
88% rating
39,817,624 views
2.

Paris Hilton - Movie
12:31
65%
58,516,399 views
1.

Great Body, Great Sex, Great Blowjob
09:21
92%
76,634,089 views

 

Whether Paris Hilton really qualifies as an “amateur” could be debated, but still…and the other interesting thing for carnalogists is looking at the “rating” vs total views. Apparently people go look at the Paris Hilton clip because of the name – but the sex just ain’t that great. 65% rated, versus 88% and up for the others in the top 5.

YouPorn, BTW, has been dethroned, after reigning supreme for several years, as the YouTube of porn, the #1 porn tube site. See the Related Article below: PornHub has taken over and is clocking more than 25 million unique visitors each month.

So, here are the top 6 most viewed of all time amateur clips from PornHub, in order, and you see the same thing with the celebrity/not-so-hot, but amateurs/hothothot: Kardashian gets the highest total views but the jury thinks the sex is only barely so-so, (all of pics link out in a new window to PornHub for viewing):

1.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape with Ray J
68%
5:00;
134,558,613 views
2.

84%
7:46;
48,815,855 views
3.

86%
8:27;
37,756,237 views
4.

Mouth Cum Compilation – Part 388%

14:49; 45,263,674 views

 

 5.

89%

9:52; 35,926,923 views

6.

Kendra Wilkinson Exposed Sex Tape

70%

5:04; 28,637,334 views

 

However, even the most popular porn pales in comparison to the most popular clip on YouTube itself – the Biebster’s music video of “Baby”, ft. Ludacris, has clocked well over half a BILLION views (684,597,595), and it’s still going strong.