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GIF of The Week – Too Popular?

Popularity, recognition, attention – yes

But there are times when you don’t want to be too popular

gif of crocodiles swimming slowly underwater by a naked swimming woman

The posts have been a bit sparse here lately because of “a little too popular” problem. In fact, its funny that one of the big internet obsessions is search engine ranking, visitor traffic and, well, becoming popular; but what do you do when there’s too much of a good thing?

This website has been taken offline 3 times in the past couple of weeks, for hours at a time, because the traffic load of visitors overwhelmed the shared server on which the site is hosted at Hostgator. We’ve been averaging over 10,000 visitors per day lately. Continue reading →

The Amateur Porn Video Viewed ̶5̶0̶ ̶5̶5̶ 76 Million Times

Ain’t the internet grand? Think about what’s behind that title – over fifty million (UPDATE – June 4, 2013: 51,852,166 53,000,043 54,553,065 55,575,821, 57,348,715, 64,145,492!)(UPDATE – April 13, 2014: 68,955,407 views!)(update August 27, 2015: 76,634,089 views) views of an amateur, homemade porn video clip – the number of viewers, the bandwidth, the populist popularity, the number of countries represented…

All of the free porn tube sites heavily rely on a constant stream of amateur uploads – all us citizens filming ourselves having sex and sharing with world – to keep their content fresh. The voracious appetite of the collective carnality lovers for viewing porn apparently can’t be met by commercial production. Still, that 70 million+ views floors me.

These are the 5 most viewed amateur porn clips from the YouPorn site, in reverse order, (all of the pics link out in a new window to YouPorn for viewing)(beware of autoplays with sound, and popunders/overs):

5.

19:51
88%
40,316,855 views
4.

02:57
90%
45,359,516 views
3.

fucking my wife
21:50
88% rating
39,817,624 views
2.

Paris Hilton - Movie
12:31
65%
58,516,399 views
1.

Great Body, Great Sex, Great Blowjob
09:21
92%
76,634,089 views

 

Whether Paris Hilton really qualifies as an “amateur” could be debated, but still…and the other interesting thing for carnalogists is looking at the “rating” vs total views. Apparently people go look at the Paris Hilton clip because of the name – but the sex just ain’t that great. 65% rated, versus 88% and up for the others in the top 5.

YouPorn, BTW, has been dethroned, after reigning supreme for several years, as the YouTube of porn, the #1 porn tube site. See the Related Article below: PornHub has taken over and is clocking more than 25 million unique visitors each month.

So, here are the top 6 most viewed of all time amateur clips from PornHub, in order, and you see the same thing with the celebrity/not-so-hot, but amateurs/hothothot: Kardashian gets the highest total views but the jury thinks the sex is only barely so-so, (all of pics link out in a new window to PornHub for viewing):

1.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape with Ray J
68%
5:00;
134,558,613 views
2.

84%
7:46;
48,815,855 views
3.

86%
8:27;
37,756,237 views
4.

Mouth Cum Compilation – Part 388%

14:49; 45,263,674 views

 

 5.

89%

9:52; 35,926,923 views

6.

Kendra Wilkinson Exposed Sex Tape

70%

5:04; 28,637,334 views

 

However, even the most popular porn pales in comparison to the most popular clip on YouTube itself – the Biebster’s music video of “Baby”, ft. Ludacris, has clocked well over half a BILLION views (684,597,595), and it’s still going strong.