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A Hose of Cumshots

What should we call a bunch of cumshot GIFs? “Collection” seems kind of prissy; and you’ve got great collective monikers for other groups of things.

A herd of elephants. A murder of crows. A choir of angels. A troupe of dancers. A pride of lions. A fleet of ships. A mob of kangaroos. A gaggle of geese.

But where oh where are great collective names for carnal porn stuff? I guess we just have to make up our own – so I hereby christen a bunch of cumshots to be a “hose” of cumshots.

Here’s your hose!

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Orgasm Day – Let’s Celebrate!

Erika Lust has announced that today is International Female Orgasm Day. At least that’s better than a bunch of our Hallmark holidays. Google verifies that she is correct, and more on the history of the celebration below.

Of course Goddess Wife believes that every day is Female Orgasm Day, to say nothing of Everybody Orgasm Day,  but I’m just gonna go with it.

To liven up the celebration, Lust is offering 50% off all digital downloads from her site (no affiliate relationship), see below with the link,

International Female Orgasm Day

Let’s celebrate the most blissful experience in life: the orgasm. Orgasms aren’t just the higher form of natural pleasure, they relieve tension and help burn calories. So let’s hit the 
Big O on the 8th of August for International Female Orgasm Day!

Choose a film from Erika Lust Store to add a touch of spice in the bedroom or learn how to give your wife or girlfriend a toe-curling orgasm she’ll never forget with our fantastic educational videos. Enter the code BIGODAY to get 50% OFF on all digital downloads.

Wishing you fun & pleasure this O-Day!

Kind regards,


Now I couldn’t leave the topic without adding a bit of visual interest, could I? Here are a few GIFs of orgasm faces for your viewing pleasure,

gif brunette masturbating to an orgasm with her eyes rolling back in her head

gif of woman in lingerie on her back rubbing her clit and pussy and making an orgasm face

gif of girl outdoors making an orgasm face as she masturbates with a big dildo

gif of hot blonde in black lingerie on her back being ass fucked and making an o face of pleasure

Now, a bit of that history: according to the website, Día Internacional del Orgasmo Femenino originated in Brazil under some highly personal circumstances:

“The international day of orgasm is held every year on the initiative of the Councillor of the Brazilian people in Esperantina, Arimateio Dantas, who decided to compensate his wife for some sexual debts and proposed a day dedicated to stimulate sexual pleasure in its maximum expression,” the website reads, using another term for the female climax.

The Cock Whisperer – irresistible oral sex

A Cock Whisperer can soothe an unruly cock and make it behave.

You’ve heard, no doubt, of horse whisperers and even dog whisperers. There’s even a chicken whisperer fer gawd’s sake. They are all supposed to have a special talent for communicating with the denizens of the animal, and fowl, world. But being a cock whisperer isn’t quite so arcane and mysterious.

This cock lover in the video clip below has a special talent for edging and ineluctably inducing the orgasm with some whispering, licking and sucking, 10:45,


Here is a gif of the same Whisperer at play,

gif of Klixen licking a spurting ejaculating cock

what is she whispering?

That is an Austrian amateur who goes by the screen/porn name of Klixen – she sells video clips HERE, if you want more (no affiliate relationship, just FYI).

austrian amateur web porn star Klixen stroking and licking a cock with lace gloves on

Here’s another gif of her and her friend Cindy Hope doing some threesome cock whispering,

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope in threesome licking a spurting cumshot cock

Update – here are several new ones just located of Klixen, and Klixen plus Cindy Hope, performing yet more slow edging torture,

Klixen licking and edging a drooling cum cock

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope licking a cock for an edging orgasm

gif of Klixen sucking the cock head and Cindy Hope licking and flciking the shaft with her tongue

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope sucking cock with cum dripping out of Klixens mouth

Here’s one of her graduate students, teasing and denying,

gif of female licking and rubbing her lips on the tip of a cock

Here’s another one her students in the art, cooing a sweet nothing to the Impatient Johnson,

girl with beautiful eyes looking at camera putting cock tip to her lips for cocksucking

Now to give credit where credit is due, Wifey, of Wifeysworld fame, was the first on the web that I can see to claim to be “The Cock Whisperer.”

Wifey and her hubby run an amateur website and make their living shooting pics and videos of Wifey, who has a huge beautiful rack, natural 34F, and who loves to suck hubby’s cock, get facials, swallow, and other delightful oral related activities, to say nothing of regular ol’ fucking and doing herself with a dildo after blowing hubby.
Here’s her bit on the Cock Whisperer:

This week I got to play my most natural profession- a Cock Whisperer! I’ve always had a knack for taking even the most stubborn penises and making them mind me. Since I was a teen I’ve been able to communicate with a cock almost like we shared the same mind. I’ve loved the look, taste and feel of cocks since I was young so what better job to go into? This week I helped a poor guy who’s penis wouldn’t cooperate for him. It would get hard and leak without any reason at all. I came to the rescue though, massaging it and deep throating it and fucking it until it finally succumbed by blasting my face, hair and tits with its thick sperm! I think it’s gonna mind its owner now, don’t you?


Wifey of wifeysworld taking a big facial cumshot



gif of Wifey giving a hand job with cumshot


gif of Wifey taking a cumshot facial on face, mouth and hair from husband jerking off standing over her


Here is a Wifey video clip, 5: 14, giving a birthday blowjob,


And here’s one of Wifey playacting to be the neighbor MILF coming over to blow Wifey’s husband, 5:09,

Look Ma, No Hands

Well – maybe not “Ma” – maybe “honey” would be better………………but that’s the infamous phrase for doing something with no hands that would normally require hands on…

So, yeah, you know where the perverted mind of the carnality curator is going…

When we horny boys are 13-15, we spurt if a girl even smiles in our general direction. Once you become a man, and the hormones chill out a little bit, USUALLY a touch – either your own or someone else’s – is part of what turns the member into a spurter. But there are exceptions,

and here is one: the justly famous Master Hoser, Peter North, executing what pornologists believe to be a hands free hosing,


and here’s a gif of, yes, it looks like Peter, again, in slomo,

gif of hands free cumshot facial

What’s this? Looks like a hogtied peter – maybe the rope disqualifies this one, eh?

cock in glory hole tied with rope no hands cumshot


Now what about women? It’s a little harder to “show” because of the, how would you say, proof, of the ejaculation—maybe the clip of Meg Ryan in the restaurant from When Harry Met Sally? But that’s not a real orgasm, despite how great it sounds. Hum, what could prove that touchless female orgasm…..I know how about an MRI brain scan?? Nah, that’s probably ridiculous.

Well, here HLN‘s Joy Behar talks with Barbara Carrellas, who claims she can “think herself” into an orgasm without physical contact, (apologies for the advert at the beginning),



She calls this “thinking off” or an “energy orgasm” – and here is  a clip from TLC’s Strange Sex: “Thinking Off, or an Energy Orgasm is achieved without any genital stimulation. Researchers want to find out if Thinking Off is the same as a regular orgasm so they ask Barbra to “Think Off” in a scanner.” (Meaning MRI scanner – I knew it!!!) How’s THAT for romantic, ladies???


This is all old news to tantric sex practitioners………but that will be another post….

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