It’s that time of year when we gear up for our office parties. Of course some of those are better than others, and the real action is back in the offices away from the party.
With that crisp fall snap in the air, a man’s thoughts turn to clothed sex.
Here, then, are some selected and collected carnal clothed sex GIFs for your viewing pleasure.
No, that’s not The Donald in action.
That’s the Iowa Supreme Court.
“Don’t hate me ’cause I’m pretty” turned ugly in the State of Iowa last week when the all male Iowa Supreme Court again upheld the firing of a woman because she was simply too irresistible to the employer. This is the same conclusion the Court reached several months ago, when it first considered the case.
The ten-year employee claimed she was fired because her boss’s wife felt that she was a threat to their marriage because she was so attractive.
But the dental dude did what any cornfed midwestern married man who hopes to feel “safe” in his marital bed asleep at night might do—he took his wife’s demand to heart and fired an otherwise excellent, albeit attractive, employee.
The employer told the employee that he was starting to have feelings for her and therefore had to end her employment to save his marriage. The court reasoned that the termination was driven by personal feelings and emotions regarding a specific person, and not on account of unlawful gender discrimination, and the firing was therefore completely lawful.
The case raises a number of interesting cocktail-party questions: Would the result have been different were the gender roles reversed or if the employee had been male?
Finally, is the takeaway from this case “go ugly, or go home”?
- Iowa Supreme Court upholds ‘irresistible employee’ verdict (thegazette.com)