Today I inaugurate The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – because gentlemen and ladies who are familiar with these maxims will maximize their delights of the flesh.
I begin with Rule 143. Why not Rule 1? The position of firstest is clearly of great importanace – I am open to suggestions about what axiom should occupy that spot!
Rule 143 – Receiving an Invitation
When a gentleman receives an invitation from a lady, Continue reading →