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The 10 Things She Learned in Blowjob School

Continuing for a bit with our investigation of great sex education, here is a mainstream media article explaining the things the author learned at Blowjob School, despite thinking herself a pretty great blower, and I will, of course follow that with some visual aids:

“I Went to Blow Job School, and Here Are 10 Things I Learned

Here’s what I learned on my oral exam— and how you can bring these lessons home to your partner

 NOVEMBER 6, 2017
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I don’t have a PhD, nor have I written the next Great American Novel. I have no desire to train for Tough Mudder or any other iteration thereof, because running outside is really hard. There are very few things I’m really good at, but one thing is for sure: I give great blow jobs (or so my exes have told me). That said, I firmly believe in the value of higher education. So when I was offered the opportunity to take a blow job class on a sunny Saturday afternoon, I was quick to sign up.
The 2.5-hour class was offered by StripXpertease, an NYC-based, female-driven enterprise that strives to help women reach their highest level of sexual confidence. (There’s also another location in Los Angeles.) Continue reading →

Deeper Than Deep

Every time I read the currently fashionable phrase “deep dive”, my mind’s eye returns to the collection of great deepthroat GIFs sitting here in the cupboard at Castle Ram.

May you now enjoy the same distraction,


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“Suck my own…”

You all knew this was something the Ram just could not resist.

And how many people have actually seen someone suck his own cock?

I’m here to help,


Not unexpectedly, the two keys are a long cock and amazing spinal flexibility.

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