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How to Become a Deepthroat Queen

Amaze your partner! Impress your friends! Be hotter than Madonna at a dinner party! (See related article at the bottom re the Madonna dinner party) Yes, fellow carnality lovers, it’s all waiting for you – almost on the tip of your tongue…

Because, what is the number one impediment to being a deepthroat queen?

It’s that dagnabbed infernal gag reflex that nature gave almost everyone except Linda Lovelace, Belladonna, Kayden Kross and a few hundred other porn stars. If it weren’t for that gagging, which is kinda a buzz kill for both parties except in certain extreme circles, you could be the life of the party!

Well, your intrepid reporter has discovered the answer…and from my dentist, no less. That’s one of those things I never thought about, but where – other than a porn casting call – are you going to have to deal with the gag reflex day in and day out? Yup – the guys and gals who chastise you every six months for flunking the flossing exam.

Dr. Dentist revealed that there is a trick universally known in the dental profession (do they have a class in dental Hogworts on this? I’d love to see a video of that class…) (and apparently secretly passed on to aspiring porn stars and Madonna) that reliably suppresses the gag reflex: you simple grip your left thumb in your left fist, like this,

image of how to grip thumb in left fist to suppress the gag reflex

And you’ll be able to do this,

Honest!

Now inquiring minds may want to know several things, so I asked on behalf of all of us, and these points were revealed to me in return for my promise that I would floss more:

  • – the left hand works better – no one (at least that the dentist knew) knows why
  • – its highly reliable, at least for dental purposes (I spared him the inquiry on my real interest as a carnal reporter but I think he knew – the sly grin was kind of a giveaway)
  • – its not clear whether it works because its a distraction or because there is a actually a neuro-muscular mechanism at play or because we believe that everything the dentist tells us must be true
  • – it works equally well without regard to gender, so both girls and boys can put things way down in there

Lest you think I jest….here is a Reddit thread among apparently real doctors, dentists, and scientists in the AskScience subreddit discussing Why does making a fist with your left hand and squeezing your left thumb disable your gag reflex? (apparently real because they actually barred discussion of the – er – sexual implications of the discussion, which is completely uncharacteristic of Reddit). Those serious professionals link to a 2008 study published in the Journal of the American Dental Association: Altering the Gag Reflex Via a Palm Pressure Point.

We’ll end with an inspirational and aspirational video clip from the amateur deepthroat queen, Heather Harmon, with the bonus of the Olympic difficulty level 10 technique of a cumshot in the throat, (3:21),

Now I don’t see her left hand during the video, so I think she must squeezing her thumb and trying to keep her secret from the camera.

Well – ok – one more: this is a cutie at a concert in the park demoing her skill with a banana (note that she appears to be skillfully gripping the banana skin in her left hand with the secret dentist thumb clasp!) and please do not do this in your real life with a peeled banana, for what should be obvious reasons….

 

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Battle of the Deepthroat Blowjob Queens…and Madonna?

Today we have for your carnal pleasure several amateur, or maybe semi-pro, queens of the deepthroat blowjob. They are  amateur or only semi-pro in the sense that even the more commercial ones show and sell their own sex videos on the internet, or run their own websites, and the sex partner is the husband or steady boyfriend, as opposed to them making commercial porn films for studios (but the lines are getting blurry, eh?),

First up is Heather Brooke, also known as Heather Harmon, showing her skills (1:19),and  as always for all these tube clips be ready to kill the popups and unders,

Sadly for her fans and deepthroat aficionados everywhere, Heather vanished from the internet in 2005, despite having a domain name that today is probably worth an easy mil – www.ideepthroat.com; at least vanished in the sense that there have been no updates to her website since that time. But her site still lives on, and reportedly was still viewed over ten thousand times per month in 2010. Perhaps a new form of immortality??

Here’s a bit longer one of Heather with some bonus throatfucking, or reverse deepthroat as some call it, and titty fucking (6:31),

 

Next up, we’ll have a look at Camille Crimson, Jessica Smith, and finally that great Madonna teaser clip.

Camille Crimson, entertained us in this post about a MFF threesome blowjob – she has a much more polished website (winner of several “best”s) and web-savvy entrepreneurial bent,

camille crimson deep throating a cock and licking the balls

Today she shows us her technique of tonguing the balls while deepthroating the cock…she gives us this intro to the clip (3:45):

My boyfriend always wondered what was my “special trick” when I was licking his balls and deep throating him simultaneously while I was giving him a blow-job until he saw it on this film…

 

Check out her website for more, The Art of Blowjob

Next is a 14 minute clip of Deepthroat Queen contestant Jessica Smith, who competes for the title of Queen with no website, just clips scattered across the tube sites. Really a pretty remarkable focus on her part throughout, watch…but click on the tiny play icon on the lower left of the player – if you click on the big one in the middle, you get pushed directly to the tube site…

Here are a couple nice animated gifs of throatfucking,

animated gif of brunette being throatfucked or reverse deepthroat

man throatfucking a cute brunette with her head tilted back

Now: Madonna – but wait, you say, Madonna giving us hardcore?? Say ’tis so!!! Again sadly, this is an almost…

Here is Madonna, demonstrating, apparently at a little intimate dinner party, but now on YouTube no less, her deepthroat no gag technique, unfortunately only with a wine bottle, but still deliciously suggestive…that’s how you get invited back!

 

 

Which one is the real Queen?

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Deepthroat Training – Throat Shooting with Kayden Kross

Another installment in our occasional series on Deepthroat Training, today with porn star Kayden Kross, a Penthouse Pet of the Month in ’08 and a Sacramento, California girl,

Kayden Kross licking a big hard cock

who demonstrates for us the highly advanced Ph.D. / Olympic  technique of throatshooting, otherwise known as throat and swallow, where the lucky man cums in her throat while being deepthroated.

We have a long version of the video clip with some chitchat and hangin’ out, and short version if you’re in a hurry to get right to the best action.

Here is the short version first (as usual be ready to kill off the pop-over/unders from the tube sites), (6:36),

 

Here is the long version,(29:55), at Pornhub (link opens in a new window and beware it auto-starts with sound there.)

 

Next, a couple images of Kayden being fucked by porn funny man Evan Stone,


Images credit: ClubKayden.com

and a couple nice gifs of Kayden getting fucked,

gif of porn star Kayden Kross on her back being fucked and man squeezing her breast and pulling her nipple

gif of porn star Kayden Kross on her back being fucked hard and rubbing her clit

Kayden also has done porn films under these names: Kayden Cross, Jenna Nickol, Jenna Nikol. She won the Best American Starlet award at the Hot d’Or 2009.

Some rough stuff images,

porn star Kayden Kross bent over being fucked hard from behind and loving it Kayden Kross in reverse cowgirl position having rough sex with her arms held
Kayden Kross leaning on a table being fucked rear entry porn star Kayden Kross being throttled and fucked in the ass

Here’s a fetish image of Kayden with nipple clamps from Ken Marcus,

Kayden Kross in nipple clamps with chain and fetish strap top by Ken Marcus

And a nice contrast – ass up in a wedding themed image,

porn star Kayden Kross ass up showing her pussy in a bridal veil wedding porn image

Last, here’s Kayden getting a frosting on the cupcakes,

porn star Kayden Kross taking a cumshot on her big boobs with a smile

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Deepthroat and Anal Training with Belladonna

Goddess Wife and I were recently enjoying the most lavish porn BDSM movie ever made: The Fashionistas, starring Belladonna, and Rocco Siffredi among many others, from the delightfully perverted mind of director John Stagliano. Belladonna’s display there of her deepthroating and anal sex skills “stimulated” me to curate here a post with some video clips and images focused on Belladonna.

I put a long clip from The Fashionistas at the end of the post, but first, the nastynasty girl Belladonna…

porn star Belladonna laying on a couch in black lingerie and tall black boots

…gives a short graduate seminar in deepthroating by working over the Master Hydraulic Hoser Peter North, with a classic North “ending” (10:27),


 

Here are a few images of Belladonna in various “looks”,

 

Here’s a longer clip (15:20) of a great threesome with Belladonna and two guys, with excellent anal sex, which she has a BIG appetite for,

 

 

Now, more on the movie. In 2002 Belladonna was featured in the multi award-winning BDSM themed The Fashionistas; the director John Stagliano described her as “a woman with the most incredible sexual abilities I’ve ever seen.”

And The Fashionistas itself was reviewed as:

John Stagliano’s ambitious, scalding, kink-drenched, epic-like The Fashionistas arguably is the best adult film of the year. Clearly the pinnacle of Stagliano’s illustrious career. The Fashionistas is the finest hardcore-meets-BDSM story-oriented porn production ever.

– AVN, Mike Ramone

 

cover art for the dvd case of the porn film Fashionistasbelladonna in the fetish cage from Fashionistas

 

Here is a longgggg clip (22:26) of one of the ending scenes, with Belladonna and Rocco devouring each other – lots of deepthroating and anal sex as my post title promised, (someone is on a campaign to delete the Fashionistas clips from the tube sites, so if its gone…..) – click the play icon on the bottom left – the one in the middle takes you away to the tube site…

 

 

Now, if you’re still with me, and if you want to know a bit about Michelle the person, as opposed to Belladonna the porn queen, continue on….

Here are some bio facts: Belladonna is the stage name of Michelle Anne Sinclair. She was born in Biloxi, Mississippi as the second of seven children. The family had German, Scottish, and Cherokee roots. She was a military brat who moved around a lot, stayed in Utah for a short period of her life before she went into porn, and was raised as a Mormon.

And, in the event you didn’t know, she vanished from “the business” for months recently. Here is an 11 minute interview where she talks about why and what her current thinking and direction is,

 

 

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Camille Crimson and the Threesome Blowjob

Camille Crimson (winner of the 2011 Best Blowjob Site – Best of the Web, and one of 2011’s Sexiest Geeks) usually posts videos of a twosome – her and her man.

Camille Crimson cocksucking blowjobBut once in a while, she decides to film a threesome blowjob; here is one of those, and a hot one indeed.

In fact, this is the only known footage of any threesome with Camille, according to respected forensic pornologists.

(3:18)(you have to kill the unavoidable XVideo popup or popunder when you click to play)


Visit her website for lots more hot and sensual action. The Art of Blowjob – Camille Crimson.

In another post we’ll look at Camille performing the Ph.D. cocksucking technique of licking balls while deepthroating a cock – that’s a must see!

camille crimson deep throating a cock and licking the balls

And then maybe a blow-off with Camille performing a black tie beautiful blowjob, along with Carlie from Explicit Art, and Heather, the self-proclaimed deepthroat queen, in a battle of deepthroating black thongs.

Crimson also writes a blog,which she says is about the “lifestyle of a Geeky Redhead Blowjob Expert”.

UPDATE: Crimson’s website has been nominated for the XBIZ 2012 Awards, to be held in L.A. on January 10, 2012, in the category of “Specialty/Alternative Website”. Here are the nominees in that category:

Specialty/Alternative Site of the Year
AndrewBlake.com
Girlzporn.com
JuicyPinkBox.com
JulieSimone.com
Juliland.com
KenMarcus.com
Kink.com
MistressT.com
TheArtofBlowJob.com
Wasteland.com

It might take ’em three weeks to give out all the awards from the looks of that nominee list….is there one award for every person and business in the adult realm?

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