Rule 2 – Chewing Gum
Do not chew gum.
We should all get out more.
A hike in nature with sun and fresh air is just the thing.
Do keep your balance, though.
Today I inaugurate The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – because gentlemen and ladies who are familiar with these maxims will maximize their delights of the flesh.
I begin with Rule 143. Why not Rule 1? The position of firstest is clearly of great importanace – I am open to suggestions about what axiom should occupy that spot!
Rule 143 – Receiving an Invitation
When a gentleman receives an invitation from a lady, Continue reading →
You know, just out after the holidays, foolin’ around in the backyard
Got the idea of being in front of the swing instead of just pushing from behind