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The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – Rule 143

Today I inaugurate The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – because gentlemen and ladies who are familiar with these maxims will maximize their delights of the flesh.

I begin with Rule 143. Why not Rule 1? The position of firstest is clearly of great importanace – I am open to suggestions about what axiom should occupy that spot!

Rule 143 – Receiving an Invitation

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Wedding Superstitions – May is for Debauched Weddings

Married when bees over May blossoms flit,
Strangers around your board will sit.

That’s from an olde timey rhymey about the wedding superstitions of all the months of the year (full version of the rhyme at the end of the post.) Naturally your carnal collector here sees that as an excuse to present some naughty wedding porn – especially some items involving more participants than the bride and groom.

woman in wedding dress sitting between two men in suits sucking their cocks

Strangers around the table indeed!

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