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“Suck my own…”

You all knew this was something the Ram just could not resist.

And how many people have actually seen someone suck his own cock?

I’m here to help,

 

Not unexpectedly, the two keys are a long cock and amazing spinal flexibility.

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GIF of the Week – Self-Help

He was really into self-help.

He bought The Secret and read it in one sitting.

He bought the Tony Robbins book Awake the Giant Within.

He started to read Eckhart Tolle’s The Power of Now, but abandoned it when Paris Hilton took it  to read in jail.

He DVR’ed Oprah.

But finally when his two buddies from work found him in the field behind his house,

they had to tell him he had gone too far.

 

gif of man sucking his own cock autofellatio in a field of dandelions

 

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