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Monday Morning Funnies – November 5

Normally we do Sunday Morning Funnies, but I thought maybe everyone could use their laughs the day before the election.

If only my local TV news had this,

gif of female reporter slapping ass of girl in thong
instead of the election commercials…

 

redhead smiling after a cumshot

Now this may look like just another image of a pretty redhead enjoying a cumshot blast, but check out the white thing in her hair – is that a doggie chew toy?????

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Sunday Funnies Sept 2

Been awhile since my last edition of Sunday Funnies, so here’s some laughs to leaven your Labor Day weekend.

cat with funny expression while girl takes self shot of huge rack in the mirror

Girlfriend…kitty…needs…to…knead…now!! MEEEOWWW!

In fond remembrance of the Summer Olympics,

 

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Sunday Funnies – July 15

Grab your iced coffee this Sunday morning and let’s chortle about adult humor and odd stuff,

altered image of the Statute of Liberty nude and posed like a stripper

Give me your huddled masses and strippers yearning to be free…

gif of woman dance walking and accosting a random man with sexual motions

Now THAT’s Dance Walking

nude man in cowboy hat and kerchief touching his cock

“Wanted – young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred” Original newspaper add placed by William Hepburn Russell, founder of the The Pony Express

Model, however, is over 18, I’m sure, in case Big Brother snoops by………….

next, in our continuing search for funny sexy commercials that we never get to see in the U.S. of A., here is a German VW ad,

Translation:

(He accidentally whispers “Drehzahlmesser (rev counter)” in her ear as he gets horny, because he is thinking about his VW Golf R32, and the girl is not amused.)

She: What?? rev counter??

He: yyeeah… No No. uuh, I didn’t say that.

She: Yes, YOU did…

He: Hmmpf …

and last, for now, a couple from the endlessly amusing category of screencaps of texts:

texting humor screencap re caught in a bar

humorous screencap of text re parents having sex

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