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Sunday Funnies – January 19

Here are a few new items to tickle your funny bone. So grab your morning coffee and scroll,

In celebration of the start of the Olympics, here is a game that would appeal to Prez Putin:

nsfw adult humor gif of man using his cock as a ping pong paddle


I saw HBO starting to promo the upcoming season of Game of Thrones, which reminded me of this item which I have been saving as a gift for Cersi Lanister,

image of an elegant upholstered chair with a gold cock dildo mounted on the seat


And this weekend we had the two games deciding who will compete in the Super Bowl. I was thinking how stressful it is for the quarterbacks in these high pressure games and how there MUST be stress relief and relaxation aid on the sidelines that they only show us by accident on TV,

gif of adult humor, nsfw humor of football player on the sidelines apparently getting a handjob from a team girl

They take their football seriously at LSU…


Last, here a couple of cats, a lazy cat who likes to watch, and a captain of industry cat having his morning coffee,

funny gif of girl practing her pole dancing and having to drag a lazy cat out of the wayfunny gif of cat dressed as executive having his morning coffee and thinking about buying a boat

GIF of the Week – Packing

We were loading the ship for the next jump.

It goes a little faster at the Orion interstellar waystation because you’re still in zero g.

Anyway, the captain came on the intercom with a crackle.

“Remember to pack the entertainment. This is going to be a long ass voyage.”

Bosun Johnson and I smiled at each other. He toggled the switch and shot back,

“We got it, captain – packin’ ‘er right now!”

gif of men loading a spaceship in zero gravity with a woman floating up among the boxes

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GIF of the Week – Good Morning

“My alarm never wakes me up,” she complained yesterday.

“And you slip off to work and I end up sleeping in too long.”

“So just wake me up before you head out the door, ok?”

“Sure,” I replied, a carnal plan immediately springing into my dirty mind.

I think the jarring ring of most alarms is the worst thing to wake up to,

so I devised a gentler approach, and this morning, said:

“Good morning, honey”


gif of man pumping cumshot onto sleeping girl's cheek


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