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Wedding Superstitions – May is for Debauched Weddings

Married when bees over May blossoms flit,
Strangers around your board will sit.

That’s from an olde timey rhymey about the wedding superstitions of all the months of the year (full version of the rhyme at the end of the post.) Naturally your carnal collector here sees that as an excuse to present some naughty wedding porn – especially some items involving more participants than the bride and groom.

woman in wedding dress sitting between two men in suits sucking their cocks

Strangers around the table indeed!

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GIF of The Week – The Anniversary

She confided to me one night in the throes of passion that one of her hottest fantasies was to sit nearby and masturbate while watching a hired escort suck my cock.

For our anniversary I made her fantasy come true.

gif of MFF thressome sex with the wife watching and masturbating while a hired escort sucks husband's cock

Tough duty, eh?

GIF Set of The Week – A Helping Hand

This set of GIFs reminds me of life back on the ranch.

Oftentimes at a stallion station breeding facility, a helping hand is needed.

The stallion can be in a big ‘ol rush to stuff his cock in, and even if the mare is braced and willing, it goes everywhere but in.

So a helping, guiding hand is frequently needed to make an on-target landing.

Usually, the foreman’s wife eagerly volunteered for that job.

gif of threesome anal sex with one woman guiding the man' s cock into the other woman's ass

gif of threesome MFF anal sex one girl pumping the cock while he fucks the other girl's ass

gif of threesome MFF anal sex with one girl reinserting the big cock into second girl's ass when the cock popped out

‘Course we never tried to get the stallion’s cock into the mare’s ass – I doubt that would have gone well.

 

GIF of The Week – I Saw Mommy Doin’ Santa Clauses

I saw Mommy doin’ Santa Clauses
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Well she didn’t hear me sneak
Down stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep

I saw Mommy blowin’ Santa Clauses
Underneath their beards so white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy suckin’ Santa Clauses last night

Oh, I saw Mommy tonguin’ Santa balls
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Well she didn’t hear me sneak
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep

Oh, what a laugh it will be soon
When everyone gets to see
The pics I put on Facebook last night

gif of porn star Doris Ivy gangbanging four Santa Clauses

Apologies to original author, and credit to the license holder of the original version:
Written by: MELLENCAMP, JOHN
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, REGENT MUSIC CORPORATION