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Handjob at the ER

One of the latest fads in freeway billboards here is the Emergency Room billboard with a clock that supposedly tells you that the “wait” at the ER is ONLY X minutes.

I think if I were bitten by a rattlesnake or were bleeding to death from a car wreck, I would totally drive around town looking for the ER billboard with the shortest advertised wait time.

But, I got to thinking………….maybe a long wait in the ER isn’t all that bad in the carnal alternative universe:

gif of red cross nurse with latex glove jerking off a cock for a cumshot after a handjob

now I feel much better, thank you!

And speaking of handjobs and feeling better, in the high end spas here there’s always the rinsing shower before the massage and happy ending…

gif of massage parlor handjob leading up to the happy ending

And here are a few more handjob gifs from my carnal cupboard:


For still more handiwork, check out the Handjob GIFs page up under the Galleries tab, with more than 70 more GIFs.

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Carnal Cowboys and Cowgirls

Traveling in the hinterland of the Nevada high desert recently, my thoughts naturally turned to carnal cowboys and cowgirls – Wild West porn.

‘Course just like making Nun Porn (throw a habit on a hot babe and you got Nun Porn, as we looked at in this post), for Cowboy / Cowgirl Porn, you throw on some boots, a cowboy hat or some chaps, or put some hay bales in there somewhere, et voila! Not truly authentic but eh… that’s o.k., the theme is still fun.

gif of porn actress Melissa Matthews being fucked from behind on a Navajo rug by some hay bales
She’s gonna have some Navajo rug burn after that – those are not smooth.

MMF threesome wtih a cowgirl in denim chaps sucking the big cock of a recling cowboy while she is fucked from behind by a second cowboy
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You’re So Hot – You’re Fired!

No, that’s not The Donald in action.

That’s the Iowa Supreme Court.

“Don’t hate me ’cause I’m pretty” turned ugly in the State of Iowa last week when the all male Iowa Supreme Court again upheld the firing of a woman because she was simply too irresistible to the employer. This is the same conclusion the Court reached several months ago, when it first considered the case.

The ten-year employee claimed she was fired because her boss’s wife felt that she was a threat to their marriage because she was so attractive.

clothed man fucking tied up clothed woman in office sex

My theory of what the wife was imagining

What was probably really going on when he said "open wide"...

What was probably really going on when he said “open wide”…

But the dental dude did what any cornfed midwestern married man who hopes to feel “safe” in his marital bed asleep at night might do—he took his wife’s demand to heart and fired an otherwise excellent, albeit attractive, employee.

The employer told the employee that he was starting to have feelings for her and therefore had to end her employment to save his marriage. The court reasoned that the termination was driven by personal feelings and emotions regarding a specific person, and not on account of unlawful gender discrimination, and the firing was therefore completely lawful.

The case raises a number of interesting cocktail-party questions: Would the result have been different were the gender roles reversed or if the employee had been male?

Finally, is the takeaway from this case “go ugly, or go home”?

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