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May is National Masturbation Month? Let’s Investigate!

May really is National Masturbation Month – according to the infallible internet; more on that below. Here at Ramworld we affectionately refer to this as jackin n jillin…

And we all do it – in one national study, 95 percent of men and 89 percent of women said they had masturbated. And I say the rest are liars.

Now let’s take a closer look at the subject at hand,

Jackin - stroking big jim gif


gif of girl laying in bathtub and masturbating with a dildo

There are so many ways to celebrate,

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Oil of Olé – Age-Defying, Wrinkle-Reducing, Face Cream

It is a well-known internet-proven fact that there is one, and only one, face cream that stands head and shoulders above the competition, endorsed by none other than Heather Locklear, who, in an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters,was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products.

Her reply? “You just put semen on your face.”

Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles.

How could the Ram resist taking a closer look at this one?

gif of facial cumshot on smiling kneeling girl

gif of cock pumping thick ropes of cumshot on girl's face

Heather’s beauty secret is corroborated by Stella Ralfini, who describes herself as an author and tantric guide, and says she discovered the semen mask while studying tantra in India.

“I came across one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen,” Ralfini wrote on her website. “She told me she was in her late sixties but looked much younger. Her skin was so silky smooth and line-free, I had to know her secret.”

“Her secret was that she used a face mask made from her husband’s sperm.”

gif of woman mouthing cockhead after a cumshot covers her face, lips and cheek

Impressed? You should be! And semen is, ahem, loaded with lots of other helpful chemicals including testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opiod peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin, and norepineprine. Those are good for ya anywhere they land.

One Million Visits

The Revolver Globe thingy on the sidebar shows we passed over the one million visits threshold sometime yesterday.

That’s a lot of carnal fun everyone!

Here’s a screenshot of where in the world (top 17 countries) you all come from to look at these dirty pictures,

screenshot of live statistics and visits by country
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