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Wedding Superstitions – May is for Debauched Weddings

Married when bees over May blossoms flit,
Strangers around your board will sit.

That’s from an olde timey rhymey about the wedding superstitions of all the months of the year (full version of the rhyme at the end of the post.) Naturally your carnal collector here sees that as an excuse to present some naughty wedding porn – especially some items involving more participants than the bride and groom.

woman in wedding dress sitting between two men in suits sucking their cocks

Strangers around the table indeed!

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Jillin’ Without Jack

It’s been a while since we checked in with some GIFs of females looking fetching while they pleasure themselves…and it just so happens I have a few saved up for your carnal pleasure.

We’ll begin with a cute tanned jiller, as a nod to Spring Break coming up,

gif of tanned nude girl masturbating on a bed
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