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A Hose of Cumshots

What should we call a bunch of cumshot GIFs? “Collection” seems kind of prissy; and you’ve got great collective monikers for other groups of things.

A herd of elephants. A murder of crows. A choir of angels. A troupe of dancers. A pride of lions. A fleet of ships. A mob of kangaroos. A gaggle of geese.

But where oh where are great collective names for carnal porn stuff? I guess we just have to make up our own – so I hereby christen a bunch of cumshots to be a “hose” of cumshots.

Here’s your hose!

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Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Latex – Its Almost Halloween

As Cady (played by Lindsey Lohan) notes in Tina Fey’s Mean Girls, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it.”

Yes, Halloween – at least in the U.S. and U.K. – has morphed into the night when its “OK” to dress super-slutty. Of course there’s nothing sluttier than latex, so I present here for your viewing pleasure a few GIFs and pics featuring that modern miracle substance,

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The GIF Master – DarkAngelOne – Part One

Native American digital artist, George RedHawk a.k.a. DarkAngelØne is legally blind. He collaborates with photographers to create mystical, marvelous GIF artwork that transforms original still pictures into moving masterpieces. He works with a complex structure of apparatuses to use his PC workstation, and to connect with the world digitally.

Much more about RedHawk below, but first let’s get to some of the GIFs. He has created over 1,300 of them and I spent the better part of an afternoon immersed in his vision. I have selected a number that are particularly sensuous with sand, water, or liquid, and nudes, as a summertime theme, for this Part One post. Continue reading →