For my definition purposes, and actually pretty funny in the grand scheme of things, a Couples porn GIF is one where you can see both faces of two people and they may be making eye contact or there is some sort of romantic gesture going on.
Here’s a few new good ones,
With that crisp fall snap in the air, a man’s thoughts turn to clothed sex.
Here, then, are some selected and collected carnal clothed sex GIFs for your viewing pleasure.
What should we call a bunch of cumshot GIFs? “Collection” seems kind of prissy; and you’ve got great collective monikers for other groups of things.
A herd of elephants. A murder of crows. A choir of angels. A troupe of dancers. A pride of lions. A fleet of ships. A mob of kangaroos. A gaggle of geese.
But where oh where are great collective names for carnal porn stuff? I guess we just have to make up our own – so I hereby christen a bunch of cumshots to be a “hose” of cumshots.
Here’s your hose!
As Cady (played by Lindsey Lohan) notes in Tina Fey’s Mean Girls, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Yes, Halloween – at least in the U.S. and U.K. – has morphed into the night when its “OK” to dress super-slutty. Of course there’s nothing sluttier than latex, so I present here for your viewing pleasure a few GIFs and pics featuring that modern miracle substance,