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More Couples Sex GIFs

For my definition purposes, and actually pretty funny in the grand scheme of things, a Couples porn GIF is one where you can see both faces of two people and they may be making eye contact or there is some sort of romantic gesture going on.

Here’s a few new good ones,

gif of couple fucking with James Deen whispering to and making eye contact with the woman
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A Hose of Cumshots

What should we call a bunch of cumshot GIFs? “Collection” seems kind of prissy; and you’ve got great collective monikers for other groups of things.

A herd of elephants. A murder of crows. A choir of angels. A troupe of dancers. A pride of lions. A fleet of ships. A mob of kangaroos. A gaggle of geese.

But where oh where are great collective names for carnal porn stuff? I guess we just have to make up our own – so I hereby christen a bunch of cumshots to be a “hose” of cumshots.

Here’s your hose!

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