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Couples Pleasuring

Here are few GIFs from the stashes in the cupboard of hetero couples engaged in pleasurable activities. Remember for purposes of our porn taxonomy, “couples” GIFs are mostly those where the faces of both partners are visible – ain’t that quaint? – and it’s just the two of them,

couples gif of woman in corset in elegant setting, giving clothed man sitting in chair a golf grip handjob

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Do Those Balls Hang Low?

Didjya ever hear the ribald song/chant Do Your Balls Hang Low?

Adolescent boys loved it and modified it for parental consumption by switching in “ears” for “balls”, which is even more absurd and therefore the cause of gales of giggles.

Here’s the version I recall from my misspent youth:

Do your balls hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie ’em in a knot

Can you tie ’em in a bow

Can you throw ’em over your shoulder

Like a Continental soldier

Do your ballsssss hanggggg lowwww

So I was reminded of this delightful ditty when I ran across several GIFs featuring big swinging balls,

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