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Look Ma, No Hands

Well – maybe not “Ma” – maybe “honey” would be better………………but that’s the infamous phrase for doing something with no hands that would normally require hands on…

So, yeah, you know where the perverted mind of the carnality curator is going…

When we horny boys are 13-15, we spurt if a girl even smiles in our general direction. Once you become a man, and the hormones chill out a little bit, USUALLY a touch – either your own or someone else’s – is part of what turns the member into a spurter. But there are exceptions,

and here is one: the justly famous Master Hoser, Peter North, executing what pornologists believe to be a hands free hosing,

 

and here’s a gif of, yes, it looks like Peter, again, in slomo,

gif of hands free cumshot facial

What’s this? Looks like a hogtied peter – maybe the rope disqualifies this one, eh?

cock in glory hole tied with rope no hands cumshot

 

Now what about women? It’s a little harder to “show” because of the, how would you say, proof, of the ejaculation—maybe the clip of Meg Ryan in the restaurant from When Harry Met Sally? But that’s not a real orgasm, despite how great it sounds. Hum, what could prove that touchless female orgasm…..I know how about an MRI brain scan?? Nah, that’s probably ridiculous.

Well, here HLN‘s Joy Behar talks with Barbara Carrellas, who claims she can “think herself” into an orgasm without physical contact, (apologies for the advert at the beginning),

 

 

She calls this “thinking off” or an “energy orgasm” – and here is  a clip from TLC’s Strange Sex: “Thinking Off, or an Energy Orgasm is achieved without any genital stimulation. Researchers want to find out if Thinking Off is the same as a regular orgasm so they ask Barbra to “Think Off” in a scanner.” (Meaning MRI scanner – I knew it!!!) How’s THAT for romantic, ladies???

 

This is all old news to tantric sex practitioners………but that will be another post….

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Screw The Football Games – Come Look at All-Star Pierced Nipples

Had enough turkey? Stuffed with dressing? Just say no to those endless football games. Say YES to an endless stream of pierced nipples.

Here is a dubstep track, if you’d like music to accompany your pic perusal, Girl from Codeine City, by LWiz, with a great sax riff mixed in,

 

What happens in airport security, though?

Here is lengthy post about how piercing is done, healing, and WTF to do about airport security…

And if you want to see how it’s done, kinda, here is a short clip of Pink running backstage after a concert, with her mom in the dressing room, and getting #2 nipple pierced right on the spot(!),

 

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Paradise by the Dashboard Lights

A wisp of the Meat Loaf1 mega-hit Paradise by the Dashboard Light recently drifted past me from an open car window.

That song is a paean to young lust and the car as the favorite site of fevered carnality. I also ran across the image at the top of the post, which brought back to me, despite its apparent innocence, the ahhhhhhhh intertwined strands of teen sex, the automobile as the nighttime getaway for sexual exploration (with fogged windows of course), and the starry, starry nights. And my own personal paradise by the dashboard lights.

I am reminded of driving Goddess Wife, before she became Wife, and was Goddess-Being-Pursued, up onto Mulholland Drive in L.A. the weekend we married.

 

a couple in the front seat of a car undressing with lingerie

We had a steamy, wild, messy sex party in the car with the lights of L.A. spread like a dream carpet below us.

 

ass up face down fucking in a car

And that was just the canapé. The feast continues to today.

I close with a video paean to L.A., cars, and lights.

 

1 Meat Loaf’s varied career chronicled HERE and HERE. His only other real mega-hit was the Grammy winning I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That). You all in the U.K. apparently love him – his album Bat Out of Hell is biggest selling album of all time in the U.K.

And here is Paradise by the Dashboard Light ( 8 minute version, the short one(!)) – female vocal by Ellen Foley, who collaborated several times with Meat Loaf

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Filles de Nuit – Noir, Elegant, Erotic

Here is a very tasty new video clip from Steven Lyon Studios, produced for Treats! Magazine, in case you might be a bit weary of clinical brightly lit porn, (4:48) Filles de Nuit,

 

There’s also a gorgeous photo set HERE at the Treats! Magazine website of Lyon’s work, with the tagline: “What happens after midnight on a girls night in? Seulement Paris sait!”

Lyon has a website with beautiful erotic photo sets of women, men, fashion, and many other categories. Here is an example of his still photography work, from a set titled The Executive I,

erotic photo executive woman with submissive nude on her desk

image credit:  Steven Lyon Studios

That same noirish, elegantly sexy vibe pervades this short clip, Gorgóne, or No Love Lost, the hot new commercial for Agent Provocateur’s new fragrance “L’Agent”, with the clip produced by the hilariously named Douchebag Corp.,

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That styling, and retro mysterious noirish vibe also reminds me of a few other images in my stash,

elegant dinner party with nude women

nude women desporting themselves in a noir setting

nude women kissing

nude girl posing on an ottoman while other nude girls lounge in the background

image credit: Mikael Jansson

That style can be a welcome alternative to even beautifully executed, but more “clinical”, carnal images and video clips. Shadows, implications, gestures, glances….erotic.