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Easter Sunday Special – Hot Crucifixion

So here we are on Easter Sunday. Fuck the eggs and the bunnies! My fellow sacrilegious carnality lovers, there is no symbol more representative of Easter than a crucifixion, and no crucifixion hotter than….

Yes, Raquel Welch in a skimpy animal fur pelt bound to a crucifix. Voila! Apparently, from my careful examination of her attire, this relates to the classic movie of teenager wet dreams, One Million Years B.C. (wherein she starred as Loana The Fair One),

Raquel Welch bound to a crucifix to publcize movie One Million Years B.C.

And Where is My Mastodon?

Raquel/ Loana, the scantily clad cave woman in the 1966 camp classic, was a source of inspiration for teenagers’ fevered wet dreams for at least a couple of decades. Or so I’ve heard. From my grandpa. (People still had to use their imaginations back in the days B.I. (Before Internet), kids.)

Indeed further research reveals that this image of Raquel is one of a set shot by Terry O’Neill for the cover of Esquire magazine in the 60’s to publicize the actress’s role in the cavewoman movie.

Raquel looked great in fetishy attire too. Here she is  in a racy barbarian/sci-fi getup wielding a wicked looking whip,

 

Raquel Welch cracking the whip at the rowing galley slaves in the movie The Magic Christian

Row faster ye bitches! You can rest when you’re dead!

 

That is a great image from an awful movie The Magic Christian, 1969, and here’s another delicious image, showing that Raquel was presiding over the rowing galley of topless slave babe rowers:

 

raquel welch commanding the topless galley slaves rowing in The Magic Christian movie

and here is another in color showing better detail of Raquel’s outfit, as well as her two slave drummers for setting the rowing stroke cadence,

Raquel Welch in her whip cracking barbarian outfit with two topless drummers in the slave rowing galley

Now you don’t need to waste $2.99 renting the movie. Unless you are dying to watch Ringo Starr not act.

But I appear to be drifting away from crucifixions for Easter, so…………………..

Here is another hot bondage crucifixion image that comes to us from a painting by Albert von Keller and his work entitled Mondschein (1894):
image of the fine art painting entitled Mondschein painted by Albert Von Keller
Keller (1844-1920) is a pretty obscure European painter who reveled in the realm of the feminine, at a time in which actresses, dancers and mediums of Europe were liberating themselves from social constraints. Constraints weren’t cool, but bondage is always cool.

Now wasn’t that better than screwing around dyeing hard boiled eggs?

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Gallery of GIFs – Rough Sex

Following on the popularity of the Puma Swede rough sex post, here is a collection of GIFs of rough sex with hair-pulling, throttling or choking, or general man-handling.

I love GIFs – I think because they are virtually unique to the internet (who would buy or make a DVD or VHS with just a GIF to watch?), and they are quintessentially visual, not static; they are like intense tasty little morsels that suggest so much more to the imagination. I like erotic flash fiction for a similar reason.

animated gif of beach rough sex with man fucking woman from behind and pulling her hair ponytail

 

Check out the Galleries page for multiple collections including a gallery with more, and continually updated, rough sex GIFs. I also have a gallery there of great cumshot GIFs – check that out.

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Look Ma, No Hands

Well – maybe not “Ma” – maybe “honey” would be better………………but that’s the infamous phrase for doing something with no hands that would normally require hands on…

So, yeah, you know where the perverted mind of the carnality curator is going…

When we horny boys are 13-15, we spurt if a girl even smiles in our general direction. Once you become a man, and the hormones chill out a little bit, USUALLY a touch – either your own or someone else’s – is part of what turns the member into a spurter. But there are exceptions,

and here is one: the justly famous Master Hoser, Peter North, executing what pornologists believe to be a hands free hosing,

 

and here’s a gif of, yes, it looks like Peter, again, in slomo,

gif of hands free cumshot facial

What’s this? Looks like a hogtied peter – maybe the rope disqualifies this one, eh?

cock in glory hole tied with rope no hands cumshot

 

Now what about women? It’s a little harder to “show” because of the, how would you say, proof, of the ejaculation—maybe the clip of Meg Ryan in the restaurant from When Harry Met Sally? But that’s not a real orgasm, despite how great it sounds. Hum, what could prove that touchless female orgasm…..I know how about an MRI brain scan?? Nah, that’s probably ridiculous.

Well, here HLN‘s Joy Behar talks with Barbara Carrellas, who claims she can “think herself” into an orgasm without physical contact, (apologies for the advert at the beginning),

 

 

She calls this “thinking off” or an “energy orgasm” – and here is  a clip from TLC’s Strange Sex: “Thinking Off, or an Energy Orgasm is achieved without any genital stimulation. Researchers want to find out if Thinking Off is the same as a regular orgasm so they ask Barbra to “Think Off” in a scanner.” (Meaning MRI scanner – I knew it!!!) How’s THAT for romantic, ladies???

 

This is all old news to tantric sex practitioners………but that will be another post….

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Screw The Football Games – Come Look at All-Star Pierced Nipples

Had enough turkey? Stuffed with dressing? Just say no to those endless football games. Say YES to an endless stream of pierced nipples.

Here is a dubstep track, if you’d like music to accompany your pic perusal, Girl from Codeine City, by LWiz, with a great sax riff mixed in,

 

What happens in airport security, though?

Here is lengthy post about how piercing is done, healing, and WTF to do about airport security…

And if you want to see how it’s done, kinda, here is a short clip of Pink running backstage after a concert, with her mom in the dressing room, and getting #2 nipple pierced right on the spot(!),

 

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