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Group Sex and Orgies – All He Wants for Christmas

A loyal carnal lover from Germany (biggest Ramland visitor source after the U.S.) pointed me to the swinger club orgy video clip below and requested a collection of images and GIFs themed on group sex and orgies – “mehr als drei” (more than three) as he so succinctly put it – for the holiday season.

Well, hell yes!

gif of ten people fucking and sucking in the same room

sex orgy with two women and four men

To further focus on the taxonomy, I think he meant to exclude gangbangs and bukkakes where one female is the center of attention for multiple males, so we’ll round up those in another post.

Here is the clip, and a gallery.
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Fall – The Season For Boots

The internet is awash with breathless fall/boot-time commentary such as this:

For many women, putting on a good pair of boots is the No. 1 reason to look forward to the transition from summer to fall. We count ourselves among them, and in honor of the increasing nip in the air, decided to profess our love by calling out the different types of boots that make up the most integral part of any woman’s fall wardrobe.

Stylecaster.com

Naturally I can’t resist contributing a carnal take on the “let’s get boots on” campaign.

And boots we got here in RamLand – as long as hotness ensues, and comfort be damned! (I know, I know – easy for me to say…)

gif of pretty blonde weqring thigh high black boots laying on her back and being fucked steadily by a big black cock

Dita Von Teese laying on her back on a white carpet with her legs in the air wearing only black thigh high boots showing her boobs, pussy and anus

Handjob at the ER

One of the latest fads in freeway billboards here is the Emergency Room billboard with a clock that supposedly tells you that the “wait” at the ER is ONLY X minutes.

I think if I were bitten by a rattlesnake or were bleeding to death from a car wreck, I would totally drive around town looking for the ER billboard with the shortest advertised wait time.

But, I got to thinking………….maybe a long wait in the ER isn’t all that bad in the carnal alternative universe:

gif of red cross nurse with latex glove jerking off a cock for a cumshot after a handjob

now I feel much better, thank you!

And speaking of handjobs and feeling better, in the high end spas here there’s always the rinsing shower before the massage and happy ending…

gif of massage parlor handjob leading up to the happy ending

And here are a few more handjob gifs from my carnal cupboard:

 

For still more handiwork, check out the Handjob GIFs page up under the Galleries tab, with more than 70 more GIFs.

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Carnal Cowboys and Cowgirls

Traveling in the hinterland of the Nevada high desert recently, my thoughts naturally turned to carnal cowboys and cowgirls – Wild West porn.

‘Course just like making Nun Porn (throw a habit on a hot babe and you got Nun Porn, as we looked at in this post), for Cowboy / Cowgirl Porn, you throw on some boots, a cowboy hat or some chaps, or put some hay bales in there somewhere, et voila! Not truly authentic but eh… that’s o.k., the theme is still fun.

gif of porn actress Melissa Matthews being fucked from behind on a Navajo rug by some hay bales
She’s gonna have some Navajo rug burn after that – those are not smooth.

MMF threesome wtih a cowgirl in denim chaps sucking the big cock of a recling cowboy while she is fucked from behind by a second cowboy
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