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Who’s Down For An Orgy?

We were watching the back episodes of Rome and came across the delightful scene with Octavia reclining with her girlfriend smoking dope while others writhe nakedly nearby in an orgy, which is then followed, upon her arrival home, by possibly the best mother-daughter exchange on the screen,

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It’s Hotter in Italian

We Americans (and Brits too?) always think everything sounds so sexy when spoken in Italian or French.

Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline gave us the hilarious parody of that truism in 1988’s A Fish Called Wanda, where Jamie collapses in lust whenever Kevin says even ridiculous things to her, as long as he speaks Italian-sounding words,

My favorite is when he says “mozzarella” and she almost orgasms.

So carrying over that principle to porn, I present for your entertainment some Italian porn, featuring Selen (more about her below). I have no idea what they’re saying, and its probably as banal as English language porn dialog, but it sounds hot, no?

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Game of Thrones NSFW GIFs

With Season 6 of GoT behind us and interminable months to go before we get more intrigue, boobs and slaying, here are a few NSFW GIFs to entertain you in the meantime.

Probably the most famous nakedness scene from S06 is Daenerys emerging wearing only a tan – as all her clothes had burned off – from the temple/palace/Khal man cave of the horse folks,

gif of Emilia Clarke walking nude out of the burning Dothraki man cave - Season 6

And Emilia made sure to make clear that she didn’t use a body double for that walk from the fire.

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Spartacus Sex Scene GIFs – Part 2

This is the smokin’ hot sex scene from the first season of Spartacus, where Lucretia sets up, in a Shakespearean double twist way, a sexual tryst with masks and people fucking other people but not the people they thought they were going to fuck.

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Spartacus Sex Scene GIFs

Nothing like binge watching the Starz TV series Spartacus – Blood and Sand from the first episode! I was inspired to hunt down some GIFs of the sex scenes, so here we go.

First, is the scene where the gladiator Varro fucks a slave girl on her knees on a low table while others gather round and watch. Varro, played by Jai Courtney, has been ordered by his master’s wife, Lucretia, played by Lucy Lawless, to fuck the slave girl for the entertainment of Lucretia’s rich and powerful Roman noblewoman guest, Ilithyia, played by Viva Bianca. Ilithyia is turned on by gladiators but has never seen one fuck and so is fascinated by it all.


Lucretia (in red) is amused at Ilithyia’s response.

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