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How to Become a Deepthroat Queen

Amaze your partner! Impress your friends! Be hotter than Madonna at a dinner party! (See related article at the bottom re the Madonna dinner party) Yes, fellow carnality lovers, it’s all waiting for you – almost on the tip of your tongue…

Because, what is the number one impediment to being a deepthroat queen?

It’s that dagnabbed infernal gag reflex that nature gave almost everyone except Linda Lovelace, Belladonna, Kayden Kross and a few hundred other porn stars. If it weren’t for that gagging, which is kinda a buzz kill for both parties except in certain extreme circles, you could be the life of the party!

Well, your intrepid reporter has discovered the answer…and from my dentist, no less. That’s one of those things I never thought about, but where – other than a porn casting call – are you going to have to deal with the gag reflex day in and day out? Yup – the guys and gals who chastise you every six months for flunking the flossing exam.

Dr. Dentist revealed that there is a trick universally known in the dental profession (do they have a class in dental Hogworts on this? I’d love to see a video of that class…) (and apparently secretly passed on to aspiring porn stars and Madonna) that reliably suppresses the gag reflex: you simple grip your left thumb in your left fist, like this,

image of how to grip thumb in left fist to suppress the gag reflex

And you’ll be able to do this,

Honest!

Now inquiring minds may want to know several things, so I asked on behalf of all of us, and these points were revealed to me in return for my promise that I would floss more:

  • – the left hand works better – no one (at least that the dentist knew) knows why
  • – its highly reliable, at least for dental purposes (I spared him the inquiry on my real interest as a carnal reporter but I think he knew – the sly grin was kind of a giveaway)
  • – its not clear whether it works because its a distraction or because there is a actually a neuro-muscular mechanism at play or because we believe that everything the dentist tells us must be true
  • – it works equally well without regard to gender, so both girls and boys can put things way down in there

Lest you think I jest….here is a Reddit thread among apparently real doctors, dentists, and scientists in the AskScience subreddit discussing Why does making a fist with your left hand and squeezing your left thumb disable your gag reflex? (apparently real because they actually barred discussion of the – er – sexual implications of the discussion, which is completely uncharacteristic of Reddit). Those serious professionals link to a 2008 study published in the Journal of the American Dental Association: Altering the Gag Reflex Via a Palm Pressure Point.

We’ll end with an inspirational and aspirational video clip from the amateur deepthroat queen, Heather Harmon, with the bonus of the Olympic difficulty level 10 technique of a cumshot in the throat, (3:21),

Now I don’t see her left hand during the video, so I think she must squeezing her thumb and trying to keep her secret from the camera.

Well – ok – one more: this is a cutie at a concert in the park demoing her skill with a banana (note that she appears to be skillfully gripping the banana skin in her left hand with the secret dentist thumb clasp!) and please do not do this in your real life with a peeled banana, for what should be obvious reasons….

 

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Battle of the Deepthroat Blowjob Queens…and Madonna?

Today we have for your carnal pleasure several amateur, or maybe semi-pro, queens of the deepthroat blowjob. They are  amateur or only semi-pro in the sense that even the more commercial ones show and sell their own sex videos on the internet, or run their own websites, and the sex partner is the husband or steady boyfriend, as opposed to them making commercial porn films for studios (but the lines are getting blurry, eh?),

First up is Heather Brooke, also known as Heather Harmon, showing her skills (1:19),and  as always for all these tube clips be ready to kill the popups and unders,

Sadly for her fans and deepthroat aficionados everywhere, Heather vanished from the internet in 2005, despite having a domain name that today is probably worth an easy mil – www.ideepthroat.com; at least vanished in the sense that there have been no updates to her website since that time. But her site still lives on, and reportedly was still viewed over ten thousand times per month in 2010. Perhaps a new form of immortality??

Here’s a bit longer one of Heather with some bonus throatfucking, or reverse deepthroat as some call it, and titty fucking (6:31),

 

Next up, we’ll have a look at Camille Crimson, Jessica Smith, and finally that great Madonna teaser clip.

Camille Crimson, entertained us in this post about a MFF threesome blowjob – she has a much more polished website (winner of several “best”s) and web-savvy entrepreneurial bent,

camille crimson deep throating a cock and licking the balls

Today she shows us her technique of tonguing the balls while deepthroating the cock…she gives us this intro to the clip (3:45):

My boyfriend always wondered what was my “special trick” when I was licking his balls and deep throating him simultaneously while I was giving him a blow-job until he saw it on this film…

 

Check out her website for more, The Art of Blowjob

Next is a 14 minute clip of Deepthroat Queen contestant Jessica Smith, who competes for the title of Queen with no website, just clips scattered across the tube sites. Really a pretty remarkable focus on her part throughout, watch…but click on the tiny play icon on the lower left of the player – if you click on the big one in the middle, you get pushed directly to the tube site…

Here are a couple nice animated gifs of throatfucking,

animated gif of brunette being throatfucked or reverse deepthroat

man throatfucking a cute brunette with her head tilted back

Now: Madonna – but wait, you say, Madonna giving us hardcore?? Say ’tis so!!! Again sadly, this is an almost…

Here is Madonna, demonstrating, apparently at a little intimate dinner party, but now on YouTube no less, her deepthroat no gag technique, unfortunately only with a wine bottle, but still deliciously suggestive…that’s how you get invited back!

 

 

Which one is the real Queen?

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The Edge of Glory – Glory Hole, That Is

Nah, not a Lady Gaga post, although a vid of LG covered in cumshots from a glory hole cocksucking fest would be hot, eh? Anyway, what’s a girl to do when she can’t get enough of cocksucking, and the men…well, one man is “only” good for one cumshot load, at least usually, and for a while.

Why, she’s gotta go to the Glory Hole and satisfy her appetites, (3:19)


and when she wants to rest her jaw, she can back up on it,

 

brunette in high heels getting fucked in a glory hole room

 

or do some moisturizing,

gif of girl in black lingerie in a glory hole pumping a cumshot onto her tits

 

or practice multi-tasking,

gif of brunette pumping cocks with both hands in a glory hole

 

or have a girls’ night out (yeah, didn’t you know – boys – this what they really do when they tell you that?)

several girls in a glory hole room sucking cocks sticking through the wall

 

If you want still more….here are some video clips on tube sites, each links out in a new tab/window, and beware some auto-play with sound, and also, as usual, be ready to kill popups/unders,

Glory Holes
Glory Holes
Glory Holes
Duration: 24min 08sec
Views: 113,777
The Luxury Glory Hole
The Luxury Glory Hole
The Luxury Glory Hole
Duration: 27min 37sec
Views: 1,053,292
Glory Hole Slut
Glory Hole Slut
Glory Hole Slut
Duration: 14min 59sec
Views: 2,110,363

 

Brandi Visits Glory
Hot Wife Brandi Love Visits Glory Hole
Hot Wife Brandi Love Visits Glory Hole
Duration: 5min 39sec
Views: 387,044
MILF Sucks a Cock Train
MILF sucks a train of cocks from the glory hole
MILF sucks a cock train: glory hole
Duration: 1min 22sec
Views: 1,092,514
Tori Black at the Glory
Tori Black - Glory Hole
Tori Black – Glory Hole
Duration: 33min 29sec
Views: 2,134,748

 

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Deepthroat Training – Throat Shooting with Kayden Kross

Another installment in our occasional series on Deepthroat Training, today with porn star Kayden Kross, a Penthouse Pet of the Month in ’08 and a Sacramento, California girl,

Kayden Kross licking a big hard cock

who demonstrates for us the highly advanced Ph.D. / Olympic  technique of throatshooting, otherwise known as throat and swallow, where the lucky man cums in her throat while being deepthroated.

We have a long version of the video clip with some chitchat and hangin’ out, and short version if you’re in a hurry to get right to the best action.

Here is the short version first (as usual be ready to kill off the pop-over/unders from the tube sites), (6:36),

Here is the long version,(29:55), at Pornhub (link opens in a new window and beware it auto-starts with sound there.)

Kayden Kross Deep Throat and Swallow
Kayden Kross Deep Throat and Swallow
 Next, a couple images of Kayden being fucked by porn funny man Evan Stone,

porn star Kayden Kross on her back on a bed in black high heels with porn star Evan Stone standing and fucking her Evan Stone standing and holding Kayden Kross down on a bed and fucking her rear entry position

Images credit: ClubKayden.com

and a couple nice gifs of Kayden getting fucked,

gif of porn star Kayden Kross on her back being fucked and man squeezing her breast and pulling her nipple

gif of porn star Kayden Kross on her back being fucked hard and rubbing her clit

Kayden also has done porn films under these names: Kayden Cross, Jenna Nickol, Jenna Nikol. She won the Best American Starlet award at the Hot d’Or 2009.

Some rough stuff images,

porn star Kayden Kross bent over being fucked hard from behind and loving it Kayden Kross in reverse cowgirl position having rough sex with her arms held
Kayden Kross leaning on a table being fucked rear entry porn star Kayden Kross being throttled and fucked in the ass

Here’s a fetish image of Kayden with nipple clamps from Ken Marcus,

Kayden Kross in nipple clamps with chain and fetish strap top by Ken Marcus

And a nice contrast – ass up in a wedding themed image,

porn star Kayden Kross ass up showing her pussy in a bridal veil wedding porn image

Last, here’s Kayden getting a frosting on the cupcakes,

porn star Kayden Kross taking a cumshot on her big boobs with a smile

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The Cock Whisperer – irresistible oral sex

A Cock Whisperer can soothe an unruly cock and make it behave.

You’ve heard, no doubt, of horse whisperers and even dog whisperers. There’s even a chicken whisperer fer gawd’s sake. They are all supposed to have a special talent for communicating with the denizens of the animal, and fowl, world. But being a cock whisperer isn’t quite so arcane and mysterious.

This cock lover in the video clip below has a special talent for edging and ineluctably inducing the orgasm with some whispering, licking and sucking, 10:45,

 

Here is a gif of the same Whisperer at play,

gif of Klixen licking a spurting ejaculating cock

what is she whispering?

That is an Austrian amateur who goes by the screen/porn name of Klixen – she sells video clips HERE, if you want more (no affiliate relationship, just FYI).

austrian amateur web porn star Klixen stroking and licking a cock with lace gloves on

Here’s another gif of her and her friend Cindy Hope doing some threesome cock whispering,

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope in threesome licking a spurting cumshot cock

Update – here are several new ones just located of Klixen, and Klixen plus Cindy Hope, performing yet more slow edging torture,

Klixen licking and edging a drooling cum cock

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope licking a cock for an edging orgasm

gif of Klixen sucking the cock head and Cindy Hope licking and flciking the shaft with her tongue

gif of Klixen and Cindy Hope sucking cock with cum dripping out of Klixens mouth

Here’s one of her graduate students, teasing and denying,

gif of female licking and rubbing her lips on the tip of a cock

Here’s another one her students in the art, cooing a sweet nothing to the Impatient Johnson,

girl with beautiful eyes looking at camera putting cock tip to her lips for cocksucking

Now to give credit where credit is due, Wifey, of Wifeysworld fame, was the first on the web that I can see to claim to be “The Cock Whisperer.”

Wifey and her hubby run an amateur website and make their living shooting pics and videos of Wifey, who has a huge beautiful rack, natural 34F, and who loves to suck hubby’s cock, get facials, swallow, and other delightful oral related activities, to say nothing of regular ol’ fucking and doing herself with a dildo after blowing hubby.
Here’s her bit on the Cock Whisperer:

This week I got to play my most natural profession- a Cock Whisperer! I’ve always had a knack for taking even the most stubborn penises and making them mind me. Since I was a teen I’ve been able to communicate with a cock almost like we shared the same mind. I’ve loved the look, taste and feel of cocks since I was young so what better job to go into? This week I helped a poor guy who’s penis wouldn’t cooperate for him. It would get hard and leak without any reason at all. I came to the rescue though, massaging it and deep throating it and fucking it until it finally succumbed by blasting my face, hair and tits with its thick sperm! I think it’s gonna mind its owner now, don’t you?

 

Wifey of wifeysworld taking a big facial cumshot

credit: wifeysworld.com

 

gif of Wifey giving a hand job with cumshot

 

gif of Wifey taking a cumshot facial on face, mouth and hair from husband jerking off standing over her

 

Here is a Wifey video clip, 5: 14, giving a birthday blowjob,

 

And here’s one of Wifey playacting to be the neighbor MILF coming over to blow Wifey’s husband, 5:09,