Rule 2 – Chewing Gum
Do not chew gum.
Rule 21 – Opening the Door
You were undoubtedly taught the opposite in your Swiss finishing school, but the real rule of carnal etiquette for this situation is:
A lady should always open the door for a gentleman,
Today I inaugurate The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – because gentlemen and ladies who are familiar with these maxims will maximize their delights of the flesh.
I begin with Rule 143. Why not Rule 1? The position of firstest is clearly of great importanace – I am open to suggestions about what axiom should occupy that spot!
Rule 143 – Receiving an Invitation
When a gentleman receives an invitation from a lady, Continue reading →