Who’s Down For An Orgy?

We were watching the back episodes of Rome and came across the delightful scene with Octavia reclining with her girlfriend smoking dope while others writhe nakedly nearby in an orgy, which is then followed, upon her arrival home, by possibly the best mother-daughter exchange on the screen,

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It’s Hotter in Italian

We Americans (and Brits too?) always think everything sounds so sexy when spoken in Italian or French.

Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline gave us the hilarious parody of that truism in 1988’s A Fish Called Wanda, where Jamie collapses in lust whenever Kevin says even ridiculous things to her, as long as he speaks Italian-sounding words,

My favorite is when he says “mozzarella” and she almost orgasms.

So carrying over that principle to porn, I present for your entertainment some Italian porn, featuring Selen (more about her below). I have no idea what they’re saying, and its probably as banal as English language porn dialog, but it sounds hot, no?

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