About Ram

A lover, creator, and curator of carnality.
Website: http://ramthesunlover.com/
Ram has written 448 articles so far, you can find them below.

Apologies for Downtime

Apologies to all who tried to come visit over the last 2 days and got the “Service Not Available” white screen. Arcane technical issues caused problems at the host server level which are now resolved.

The image above is me trying to figure out what the hell happened and how to fix it.

Thanks,

Ram

Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 07-27-2012

Ready to write? I’m guest hosting again this week for another steamy session of erotic writing for Flash Fiction Friday (FAQs on FFF HERE).

 

woman sitting seductively in court with legs crossed showing stocking tops

 

For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for July 27, please use the image above. The required word count is 255 or less, excluding the title.The required word for this week is “...two-fisted…”

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In The Clutches Of The Beast

We re-watched the lavish erotic Bram Stoker’s Dracula by Francis Ford Coppola the other night. Goddess Wife commented how hot she thought the scene was where Mina’s slutty friend Lucy (played by English actress Sadie Frost) is hypnotized, drawn into the maze garden, and then ravished by Dracula taking the form of a werewolf (that one was a “huh” for me…vampire, werewolf, eh, you know samo-notsamo???, but hot nonetheless.)

Since I am ever attentive to what strikes GW’s fancy as hot, here I have curated various forms of that steamy scene, and then added few non-Drac beastie images at the end for good measure.

First, here is the teaser screencap image from the scene, reprising the full featured image above,

screencap image of werewolf Dracula fucking Lucy from Bram Stoker's Dracula

 

Next is a 3:03 minute clip of the lead-in to, and then the scene itself:

Just goes to show you can get away with some things on YouTube, eh? And here – because you all know I just loves my little gifs – is a beast ravishing Lucy gif,

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Grip It – Grip It Good

Our soundtrack is the once cutting edge and now golden oldie Whip It by Devo…I heard this on the radio recently and immediately a twisted version popped into the primal carnal brain – grip it…grip it good!

So, here’s Devo,

 

gif of woman stroking and msaturbating a long big cock

gif of clothed sex dinner party scene with man in a suit with his cock out and woman in cocktail dress giving him a handjob

Here’s the collection of gripping “it” good visuals, mixed but mostly GIFs with a few still images,

 

And here is a short :30 video clip of enthusiastic gripping it real good and enjoying the results…if Devo is still playing, stop that or you’ll have a mashup of that and the audio track of sex noises from this clip…actually that might be better than the Devo by itself…

 


 

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Sunday Funnies – July 15

Grab your iced coffee this Sunday morning and let’s chortle about adult humor and odd stuff,

altered image of the Statute of Liberty nude and posed like a stripper

Give me your huddled masses and strippers yearning to be free…

gif of woman dance walking and accosting a random man with sexual motions

Now THAT’s Dance Walking

nude man in cowboy hat and kerchief touching his cock

“Wanted – young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred” Original newspaper add placed by William Hepburn Russell, founder of the The Pony Express

Model, however, is over 18, I’m sure, in case Big Brother snoops by………….

next, in our continuing search for funny sexy commercials that we never get to see in the U.S. of A., here is a German VW ad,

Translation:

(He accidentally whispers “Drehzahlmesser (rev counter)” in her ear as he gets horny, because he is thinking about his VW Golf R32, and the girl is not amused.)

She: What?? rev counter??

He: yyeeah… No No. uuh, I didn’t say that.

She: Yes, YOU did…

He: Hmmpf …

and last, for now, a couple from the endlessly amusing category of screencaps of texts:

texting humor screencap re caught in a bar

humorous screencap of text re parents having sex

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