We re-watched the lavish erotic Bram Stoker’s Dracula by Francis Ford Coppola the other night. Goddess Wife commented how hot she thought the scene was where Mina’s slutty friend Lucy (played by English actress Sadie Frost) is hypnotized, drawn into the maze garden, and then ravished by Dracula taking the form of a werewolf (that one was a “huh” for me…vampire, werewolf, eh, you know samo-notsamo???, but hot nonetheless.)
Since I am ever attentive to what strikes GW’s fancy as hot, here I have curated various forms of that steamy scene, and then added few non-Drac beastie images at the end for good measure.
First, here is the teaser screencap image from the scene, reprising the full featured image above,
Next is a 3:03 minute clip of the lead-in to, and then the scene itself:
Just goes to show you can get away with some things on YouTube, eh? And here – because you all know I just loves my little gifs – is a beast ravishing Lucy gif,
Our soundtrack is the once cutting edge and now golden oldie Whip It by Devo…I heard this on the radio recently and immediately a twisted version popped into the primal carnal brain – grip it…grip it good!
So, here’s Devo,
Here’s the collection of gripping “it” good visuals, mixed but mostly GIFs with a few still images,
And here is a short :30 video clip of enthusiastic gripping it real good and enjoying the results…if Devo is still playing, stop that or you’ll have a mashup of that and the audio track of sex noises from this clip…actually that might be better than the Devo by itself…
Grab your iced coffee this Sunday morning and let’s chortle about adult humor and odd stuff,
Give me your huddled masses and strippers yearning to be free…
Now THAT’s Dance Walking
“Wanted – young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred” Original newspaper add placed by William Hepburn Russell, founder of the The Pony Express
Model, however, is over 18, I’m sure, in case Big Brother snoops by………….
next, in our continuing search for funny sexy commercials that we never get to see in the U.S. of A., here is a German VW ad,
(He accidentally whispers “Drehzahlmesser (rev counter)” in her ear as he gets horny, because he is thinking about his VW Golf R32, and the girl is not amused.)
She: What?? rev counter??
He: yyeeah… No No. uuh, I didn’t say that.
She: Yes, YOU did…
He: Hmmpf …
and last, for now, a couple from the endlessly amusing category of screencaps of texts: