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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 04-06-2012

Y’all ready to write? Let’s do another FFF challenge.


under table shot of a woman in fishnet stockings stroking the cock from the unzipped fly of the man next to her


For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for April 6, please use the image above and the phrase: “…too many….” The required word count is 255 or less, excluding the title.

I am guest hosting Flash Fiction Friday again this week as the usual host, Panserbjørne, author of Insatiabear: A Panserbjørne’s Musings is otherwise occupied.

As is our custom, nobody’s checking word counts, or the key phrase, but its great fun to see how the different writers respond to the constraints in their creations.

My FFF will go up by 1:00 AM Pacific time on Friday morning, April 6. That post will include the Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

If you are participating this week (and the more the merrier — tell all your friends), simply stop by any time after that and leave your link in that widget in the body at the bottom of the post. Then everybody will know you’re playing along and they’ll come read your erotic words, and often leave nice comments and constructive thoughts on your entry.

Here’s a button for you if you want to include that in your post. Use it to link back here, if you like, or use the link to the Flash Fiction Friday FAQ, below, if you’d rather do that. Please do provide a link back to either this challenge post, or to my main blog page. We want everybody to enjoy this, and be able to find the other author-players.

So, check back here on Friday for all the flashers.

Sunday Funnies – April 1

Let’s see what’s funny this Sunday morning, maybe with iced coffee – its getting warmer!

First, what can you get for the special someone who’s already got everything?

Why a Cock Chandelier of course! Who knew? (1:17),


Priapus Chandelier, by Swallow&Bone.

They… create contemporary products that add sensual ambience to your world in an attempt to illuminate and celebrate the erotic, and to challenge everyday perceptions of the public display of eroticism. Following the principle that through the quality of careful, skilled design and craftsmanship, Swallow&Bone challenge prejudices and tackle boundaries between what is regarded as acceptable or unacceptable.
The company itself consists of father and daughter team, combining a diversity of skills and experience where engineering, photography, sculpture and fine art, meets graphics, textiles and fashion to produce dynamic and unique products. These combined skills along with a shared interest in changing and questioning attitudes, leads to a rare working relationship.


Next, speaking of swallow that bone(er), you gotta stand back when you pull out a big boy’s toy,

gif of cock pulled out from pants slaps girl in face


But if he doesn’t treat you right, you just play whack a mole instead of swallow the bone,

gif of girl slapping a cock and it bouncing back at her



Next, some behavior tips,

guide to proper behavior


and an infographic to aid in deciphering modern behavior patterns,

infographic showing the differences between male and female behavior for going out at night


This is a short compilation clip of funny commercials from foreign climes (2:43),



That’s it for this time, thanks for dropping by,

brunette smiling at the camera after taking a messy cumshot on her chin and chest

Cum again soon!

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Cool Music Clips

Strings and voices – lets go! The latest cool music clips that crossed my path:

Guy in funny hat plays trance on guitar – wow…it starts slow and picks up, (the site from which it is embedded is somewhat unreliable so apologies if it doesn’t play correctly – try hitting the play icon a couple of times…)


Next, a cover of Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal by 2Cellos, the Croatian breakout cello players Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser (U.S. television debut on Glee a month or so ago, playing this version),


Here’s another one by them – their arrangement of Welcome to the Jungle by Guns ‘N Roses,


Now, guitar shredder girl – starts slow and hits it at about :34,


Here is a clip from the Korean version of American Idol / X Factor / Whoever’s Got Talent, etc etc, but check this one out –


Speakin’ of talent shows, here’s a French show clip,


That’s Amaury Vassili who represented France at the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest with the song Sognu (did not win).


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Sunday Funnies – March 25

Grab your java, tea, or Bloody Mary – it’s time for another installment of Sunday Funnies.


humorous image of clash between old and new language usage

The collision of modern usage and traditional usage…


Been concerned about the economy?


illustration of nude bathing beauty on a beach towel smoking a joint


I missed putting this one up for Thanksgiving, so here is a cozy little pilgrim/colonial stock or pillory bedroom piece,


a craftsman style wooden bed with the footboard fashioned in the style of punishment stock or pillory

…new meaning to being sent to bed for being naughty…


man's arm tattooed all over with the Louis Vuitton logo

…even more gauche than carrying the LV bag…if that’s possible…


woman sucking the cock of man in Spiderman costume

Spidey needs stress relief too


poster of american indian with text about hypocriscy of some political positions on immigration


Here is TV commercial we’ll never see in the U.S. of A.,



image of huge cock ripping through too tight jeans

I hate it when she buys my jeans so tight


woman smiling after a cumshot to her mouth with cum dripping off her chin

cum again soon!

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Do You Dream – FFF

Shaved head man clasping the throat of dark haired woman

Image credit: source unknown


“Do you dream of me?” I see you wonder when I glance at other girls.
“Do you dream of me?” I feel you ponder when my work consumes me.
“Do you dream of me?” I think you think when my travels spirit me away.

A true man will often glance, yes, but not stare. Men are sexual animals.
A real man will tirelessly work, yes, but to provide for you. Men are protector animals.
A conscious man will range, yes, but always to return. Men are free animals.

So, do I dream of you? Here’s my answer, straight and true.

Only while I breath…do I dream of you.


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Your challenge for today was to use the picture above, and to write a flash fiction piece of 111 words or less, excluding the title. Additionally, I provided this key phrase to be used somewhere in the story:

“…dream of…”

If you are playing along this week, please leave your link below using the widget you see. Your link will appear in the widget itself, not in the comments, so everyone that’s playing will be listed here below. Go check them out, and thanks to all who played along. Authors: remember that you may choose to put in a general link to your blog, or a specific link to your fiction post. I recommend a specific link so that readers passing through days, weeks or months from now will go straight to the story.

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