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A lover, creator, and curator of carnality.
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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 09-14-2012

Here’s the challenge for this coming Friday, September 14.

I’m hosting again this week for another erotic writing fest for Flash Fiction Friday (FAQs on FFF HERE), and I thought we’d try something different with the image for this week. If you’ve looked around my site, you know I love the little animated gifs that are unique internet animals. So let’s use one this week:

gif of man fucking woman on her knees and pulling her hair while a second woman watches masturbating

 Now I know, because I used to be on Blogger – before getting kicked off (word to the wise there my carnal friends) – that those of you writers on Blogger can’t use in your posts gifs uploaded directly through or in Blogger. So I have set this one gif up on a site with a hot-linking permission, and here’s the simple way to use it.

Select and copy this code below, exactly with no extra spaces:

<a href=”http://imgur.com/We921″><img src=”http://i.imgur.com/We921.gif” title=”Rough Sex – with watcher gif” alt=”gif of the doers and the watcher” /></a>

Then go your HTML editor tab for your post, and paste the code there. Do not paste it in on your Visual editor tab or it will not work to deliver the picture. You should be able to see the pic moving even in your post edit mode without going to preview.

For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for September 14, please use the image above. The required word count is 241-249, excluding the title. The required word to use for this week is “...forever….” Continue reading →

The Horse Witch – FFF

nude woman riding a stallion in a river

Now that you are of age, my daughter, I tell you the story of how we came to be the Horse Witches. Our clan began when the first witch came to care for the greatest war horse that ever lived: Bucephalus, the chosen charger of King Alexander the Great. These are her words and now they are yours:

Bucephalus would allow only me, aside from the King, to touch him. We three learned we were all born on the same hour of the same day and year. That is how Alexander and Bucephalus knew each other on sight; and how they knew me and I them when they pillaged my village in the Kandahar.

I went with them without question, as it was meant to be, and I cared for Bucephalus from then until the day he died in the campaign to conquer India , on the bank of the Jhelum River gloriously impaled on the tusk of the mighty lead war elephant of King Porus.

After every battle, Bucephalus would permit only me to tend to him. At the river, I bathed the salt crusted sweat of his war fury from his hide. I washed from his hooves the blood and bits of bone from hundreds of screaming Persian soldiers. I cleaned and sharpened the tiny bronze blades woven into each front fetlock, that he could cut and flay what he did not crush.

Of course, there were no mares in Alexander’s army. And as the stallion permitted  only me to touch him, it fell to me to service all his needs. He would stand stock still. I would kneel where no other dared. I soothed Bucephalus as befitted the greatest war horse the world has known.
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Your challenge for today was to use the picture above, and to write a flash fiction piece of 289 words or less, excluding the title. Additionally, I provided this key word to be used somewhere in the story: “…fetlock….”

My real story was more than double the required word count and I like it much better better than the constrained version above. So, I put the full version up under the Portfolio top Menu tab, and just got out the knife for the truncated version above. Might make it into a series…

If you are playing along this week, please leave your link below using the widget you see. Your link will appear in the widget itself, not in the comments, so everyone that’s playing will be listed here below. Go check them out, and thanks to all who played along.

Authors: remember that you may choose to put in a general link to your blog, or a specific link to your fiction post. I recommend a specific link so that readers passing through days, weeks, or months from now will go straight to the story.

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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 09-07-2012

Let’s jump right into fall and write some hot stuff – here’s the challenge for this coming Friday, September 7. I’m hosting again this week for another steamy session of erotic writing for Flash Fiction Friday (FAQs on FFF HERE).

nude woman riding a stallion in a river

For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for September 7, please use the image above. The required word count is 289 or less, excluding the title. The required word to use for this week is “...fetlock….”

As is our custom, nobody’s checking word counts, or the required word/phrase, but its great fun to see how the different writers respond to the constraints in their creations.

Either my story plus the hosting widget, or just the hosting post will go up by 1:00 AM Pacific time on Friday morning, September 7. Either way that post will include the usual Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome! Continue reading →

Sunday Funnies Sept 2

Been awhile since my last edition of Sunday Funnies, so here’s some laughs to leaven your Labor Day weekend.

cat with funny expression while girl takes self shot of huge rack in the mirror

Girlfriend…kitty…needs…to…knead…now!! MEEEOWWW!

In fond remembrance of the Summer Olympics,


Best Photoshop’ed find of the month, Continue reading →