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The Bacchanalia, The Butler and The Blindfold – FFF

woman in stockings corset and heels having a blindfold tied on her by a man with white gloves

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“I’m bored,” she’d said, “we never do anything different.”

Well, she wasn’t going to say that after tonight. It had taken him literally weeks to find the Bacchanalia Group, and get vetted and approved. But here they were, finally.

He had told her little, but the few parts she knew clearly excited her. Especially the cardinal rule that they both had to keep their blindfolds on the entire first night or they could never return.

She was dressed, or rather hardly dressed, exactly as instructed and now, with her coat removed and the silent Bacchanalia Butler tying the blindfold strap behind her head, her nostrils flared with every breath.

The faint sounds of people and pleasure greeted them as the Butler ushered the way down the long hall.


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Your challenge for today was to use the picture above, and to write a flash fiction piece of 129 words or less, excluding the title. Additionally, I challenged you to use your choice of a semordnilap, a reversible word that gives you one word spelled frontwards and a different word spelled backwards, example: star/rats, and to use both words in the story, and tell us which pairing you chose.

If you are playing along this week, please leave your link below using the widget you see. Your link will appear in the widget itself, not in the comments, so everyone that’s playing will be listed here below. Go check them out, and thanks to all who played along. Authors: remember that you may choose to put in a general link to your blog, or a specific link to your fiction post. I recommend a specific link so that readers passing through days, weeks or months from now will go straight to the story.

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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 04-20-2012

Alrighty- let’s do another FFF challenge.


woman in stockings corset and heels having a blindfold tied on her by a man with white gloves

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For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for April 20, please use the image above. The required word count is 129 or less, excluding the title. We’ll do something different for the required word or phrase – there is no specific word, but you must use a word that is different word if you spell it backwards, and you must use it both ways in the story. An example is: “star”, which becomes “rats” spelled backward.

Some people call that kind of word a “Semordnilap” – that is a name coined for a word or phrase that spells a different word or phrase backwards. Ironically (grammer nerds are so ironic, you know) “Semordnilap” is itself “palindromes” spelled backwards. Palindromes are words that are the same word with the same meaning spelled frontward or backward: “civic” is an example. Well, that’s probably more than you want to know.

Anyway go find an interesting semordnilap and use ’em both in the story. Star is off limits :). Tell us in your notes after the story, what semordnilap you chose.

I am guest hosting Flash Fiction Friday again this week as the usual host, Panserbjørne, author of Insatiabear: A Panserbjørne’s Musings is otherwise occupied.

As is our custom, nobody’s checking word counts, or the key word/phrase, but its great fun to see how the different writers respond to the constraints in their creations.

My FFF will go up by 1:00 AM Pacific time on Friday morning, April 20. That post will include the Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

If you are participating this week (and the more the merrier — tell all your friends), simply stop by any time after that and leave your link in that widget in the body at the bottom of the post. Then everybody will know you’re playing along and they’ll come read your erotic words, and often leave nice comments and constructive thoughts on your entry.

Here’s a button for you if you want to include that in your post. Use it to link back here, if you like, or use the link to the Flash Fiction Friday FAQ, below, if you’d rather do that. Please do provide a link back to either this challenge post, or to my main blog page. We want everybody to enjoy this, and be able to find the other author-players.

So, check back here on Friday for all the flashers.

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Threesome Orgy with Puma Swede

The post on Puma Swede’s rough sex fun struck a popular chord with you carnal lovers, so here’s more Puma, this time in threesome action with Kelly Madison and her husband Ryan Madison, from Porn Fidelity.

Puma Swede sucking ryan Madison's cock while he sucks Kelly Madison boobs in threesome sex orgy


First, here’s a short clip of Puma and Kelly taking a moment to warm each other up with some yummy pussy licking, and side-by-side masturbation, and as always sports fans – be ready to kill popups and unders from the various tube sites (1:19),


Then here is the long (32:30) clip of the threesome orgy,


Kelly and Ryan Madison are just such a cute couple with a heartwarming story. Girl meets boy, they fall in love, get married, start a porn website named PornFidelity.com about them fucking other women in threesomes. Their website tagline is: “To love, honor, cherish and fuck our friends!” How romantic is that!

kelly madison eating puma swede's pussy while ryan madison eats kelly's pussy

In their own words:

We are Ryan and Kelly Madison. Our story began back in 1999. I was the VP of sales for a computer graphics firm and Ryan was one of my graphic designers. He was only 22 and I had just turned 32 and was settling down with my boyfriend of 8 years when I unexpectedly fell head over heels in love with Ryan. Not only was this crazy at the time but then we decided to run off and start our own business together in the porn industry. I hadn’t planned on being in front of the camera; I was going to use my business skills to manage the company. The models we hired didn’t work out so well and Ryan convinced me that I should model. I was reluctant at first and rather self-conscious but found that I loved it and kellymadison.com was born. I really enjoyed doing my own website and began to work with other companies shooting content for them. I met some fantastic girls while on set and found myself overwhelmingly attracted to them. I started bringing some of them home with me and Ryan and I began having 3-somes. We got married and then we started filming our 3-somes and created pornfidelity.com. We are two normal people who love each other and share everything. We are a real couple who took a solemn oath to love, honor, cherish, and fuck hot girls and share it with others.

kelly madison rimming puma swede's ass while ryan fucks puma

That’s not enough for ya? You cleave to the Puma battle cry: No such thing as too big or too much?

Here’s a longer clip with even more boobaliciousness and blondeness: sort of a porn star slumber party with Puma Swede, Phoenix Marie, Brooke Haven and one guy, Ramon, with a lotta stamina, for a 4sum orgy.

I recommend clicking on the very bottom left control icon, because clicking on the viewing area, at least at first, can transport you into multiple popup land: (44:13) so get your jamees on and watch the fun,

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Gallery of Gifs – Boob Hypnosis

It’s a well known scientific fact that males are easily hypnotized by the sight of swaying, jiggling, swinging, bouncing boobs, tits, breasts, and racks. So if you boys go into a trance after looking at this post, don’t blame me – it’s your genetic code.

This is a collection of gifs, continuing in our occasional series “Gallery of Gifs”, of boobs on the move:

First, we finally have documented proof of what you ladies are up to when you go the restroom together,


animated gif of four girls standing in front of a mirror swinging shaking and jiggling their boobs

We just KNEW that’s what you’re really doing in there!!!

Actually we should first set the stage by what is affectionately known as: Release The Kracken! Continue reading →

Easter Sunday Special – Hot Crucifixion

So here we are on Easter Sunday. Fuck the eggs and the bunnies! My fellow sacrilegious carnality lovers, there is no symbol more representative of Easter than a crucifixion, and no crucifixion hotter than….

Yes, Raquel Welch in a skimpy animal fur pelt bound to a crucifix. Voila! Apparently, from my careful examination of her attire, this relates to the classic movie of teenager wet dreams, One Million Years B.C. (wherein she starred as Loana The Fair One),

Raquel Welch bound to a crucifix to publcize movie One Million Years B.C.

And Where is My Mastodon?

Raquel/ Loana, the scantily clad cave woman in the 1966 camp classic, was a source of inspiration for teenagers’ fevered wet dreams for at least a couple of decades. Or so I’ve heard. From my grandpa. (People still had to use their imaginations back in the days B.I. (Before Internet), kids.)

Indeed further research reveals that this image of Raquel is one of a set shot by Terry O’Neill for the cover of Esquire magazine in the 60’s to publicize the actress’s role in the cavewoman movie.

Raquel looked great in fetishy attire too. Here she is  in a racy barbarian/sci-fi getup wielding a wicked looking whip,


Raquel Welch cracking the whip at the rowing galley slaves in the movie The Magic Christian

Row faster ye bitches! You can rest when you’re dead!


That is a great image from an awful movie The Magic Christian, 1969, and here’s another delicious image, showing that Raquel was presiding over the rowing galley of topless slave babe rowers:


raquel welch commanding the topless galley slaves rowing in The Magic Christian movie

and here is another in color showing better detail of Raquel’s outfit, as well as her two slave drummers for setting the rowing stroke cadence,

Raquel Welch in her whip cracking barbarian outfit with two topless drummers in the slave rowing galley

Now you don’t need to waste $2.99 renting the movie. Unless you are dying to watch Ringo Starr not act.

But I appear to be drifting away from crucifixions for Easter, so…………………..

Here is another hot bondage crucifixion image that comes to us from a painting by Albert von Keller and his work entitled Mondschein (1894):
image of the fine art painting entitled Mondschein painted by Albert Von Keller
Keller (1844-1920) is a pretty obscure European painter who reveled in the realm of the feminine, at a time in which actresses, dancers and mediums of Europe were liberating themselves from social constraints. Constraints weren’t cool, but bondage is always cool.

Now wasn’t that better than screwing around dyeing hard boiled eggs?

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