About Ram

A lover, creator, and curator of carnality.
Website: http://ramthesunlover.com/
Ram has written 399 articles so far, you can find them below.

How to Become a Deepthroat Queen

Amaze your partner! Impress your friends! Be hotter than Madonna at a dinner party! (See related article at the bottom re the Madonna dinner party) Yes, fellow carnality lovers, it’s all waiting for you – almost on the tip of your tongue…

Because, what is the number one impediment to being a deepthroat queen?

It’s that dagnabbed infernal gag reflex that nature gave almost everyone except Linda Lovelace, Belladonna, Kayden Kross and a few hundred other porn stars. If it weren’t for that gagging, which is kinda a buzz kill for both parties except in certain extreme circles, you could be the life of the party!

Well, your intrepid reporter has discovered the answer…and from my dentist, no less. That’s one of those things I never thought about, but where – other than a porn casting call – are you going to have to deal with the gag reflex day in and day out? Yup – the guys and gals who chastise you every six months for flunking the flossing exam.

Dr. Dentist revealed that there is a trick universally known in the dental profession (do they have a class in dental Hogworts on this? I’d love to see a video of that class…) (and apparently secretly passed on to aspiring porn stars and Madonna) that reliably suppresses the gag reflex: you simple grip your left thumb in your left fist, like this,

image of how to grip thumb in left fist to suppress the gag reflex

And you’ll be able to do this,


Now inquiring minds may want to know several things, so I asked on behalf of all of us, and these points were revealed to me in return for my promise that I would floss more:

  • – the left hand works better – no one (at least that the dentist knew) knows why
  • – its highly reliable, at least for dental purposes (I spared him the inquiry on my real interest as a carnal reporter but I think he knew – the sly grin was kind of a giveaway)
  • – its not clear whether it works because its a distraction or because there is a actually a neuro-muscular mechanism at play or because we believe that everything the dentist tells us must be true
  • – it works equally well without regard to gender, so both girls and boys can put things way down in there

Lest you think I jest….here is a Reddit thread among apparently real doctors, dentists, and scientists in the AskScience subreddit discussing Why does making a fist with your left hand and squeezing your left thumb disable your gag reflex? (apparently real because they actually barred discussion of the – er – sexual implications of the discussion, which is completely uncharacteristic of Reddit). Those serious professionals link to a 2008 study published in the Journal of the American Dental Association: Altering the Gag Reflex Via a Palm Pressure Point.

We’ll end with an inspirational and aspirational video clip from the amateur deepthroat queen, Heather Harmon, with the bonus of the Olympic difficulty level 10 technique of a cumshot in the throat, (3:21),

Now I don’t see her left hand during the video, so I think she must squeezing her thumb and trying to keep her secret from the camera.

Well – ok – one more: this is a cutie at a concert in the park demoing her skill with a banana (note that she appears to be skillfully gripping the banana skin in her left hand with the secret dentist thumb clasp!) and please do not do this in your real life with a peeled banana, for what should be obvious reasons….


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Melon Season is Here – Sophia Santi Selebrates

This is a 7:58 clip of Sophia Santi enjoying her melons and grapes, so we can enjoy her enjoying.  Its tres juicy indeed. Ty Vasquez of CafeGlow kindly provided me the movie in return for my clever naming of his creative work: Pulp Friction.

Ty creates beautiful sensual carnality – stop by his website and check it out (no affiliate relationship).

CafeGlow was founded and designed by Ty Vasquez and he calls his concept Fashion Erotica. Ty is a director whose skills include photography, design and film making. With a fashion background Ty sets out to capture that naturally sexy streak in women that they usually won’t let you see. Ty has cast, wardrobe styled, shot, edited and scored the first 40 films on CafeGlow.

Here are a few more images of Sophia from the video shoot:

sophia santi topless dribbling crushed fruit juice on her lips, face and boobs


sophia santi holding a honeydew melon piece by her trimmed pussy and digging out the pulp


Sophia Santi eats fruit while writhing naked

DJs of Porn – Garm of Garm’s Kiss

The DJs who preside over dance clubs and blast out their audio creations that they have mixed, ripped, sampled, and remixed from the work of others are celebrities in their own right these days.

There are lesser known but talented porn lovers inhabiting the internet’s nooks and crannies who do the same, but with porn video clips and images created by others – I call them the DJs of Porn. This is the first of a series of posts celebrating the work of DJs of Porn that I find in my travels through the web – today we’ll look at the work of guy known as Garm, or sometimes Ugarm, of Garm’s Kiss.

harem fantasy image of black man fucking a white harem slave while other harem girls watch

Garm, so far as I can discover, has worked primarily in image editing and creation, but has also worked with a few video clips. For the images, he apparently takes found images and then works extensively in Photoshop to edit and manipulate the colors and figures in the images and then republish them. He has a number of very hot interracial images and an IR video clip that we’ll look at first.

This is Radar Love, (6:30), with a voodoo interracial angle, where he has mixed in his own choice of a music track, “Radar Love” by Golden Earring. He may have edited the video too but I haven’t seen the source clip so don’t know for sure about that. And, as always, be ready to kill any tube site popovers and unders,


Here is a gallery of his images with an interracial hardcore theme,


Unfortunately for we surfers and lookers, Garm’s blog on Blogger is closed except to invited guests. UPDATE 2013 – Blogger has now shut him down completely. So his work is now only found scattered around the internet, and collected and archived by such as Ram – a curator of fine carnality.

I took a shot, in a small way, at this sort of thing myself in the Kayden Kross post you see linked below in the Related Articles. I took a clip of Kayden having anal sex by the pool, and ripped out the audio track which consisted of simply awful dialog and cheesy exclamations by the male lead. I mixed in a music track instead and – voila! – its much more enjoyable, I believe.

We’ll look at more DJs in future posts in this series, including more of Garm and a couple others. If you’ve spotted someone who fills the bill, give me a name and info in the comments.

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Gallery of GIFs – Fucking, Baby, Good ‘Ol Fucking

Continuing with my occasional publishing of galleries of the marvelous little animated gifs that are unique to the internet, kinda like the meerkats of the internet? Small, quirky, amusing? And sometimes annoying? Anyway, here is a gallery of gifs of good ‘ol fucking.

And, for a multimedia experience, here is an audio track with a nice slow fucking groove, If Lovin’ You Is Wrong by Faithless,

If Lovin' You Is Wrong by Faithless on Grooveshark


Also check out the Galleries page for a plethora of galleries of gifs and images with various hardcore adult themes.


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The Shooter – FFF

nude woman operating a pro camera tripod setup

Source credit: Met-art.com

My apologies – work obligations interfered with my story creation for this week.

Please enjoy the stories we find in the links entered below.


Your challenge for today was to use the picture above, and to write a flash fiction piece of 171-178 words , excluding the title, and to use the word “…payment…” in the story.

If you are playing along this week, please leave your link below using the widget you see. Your link will appear in the widget itself, not in the comments, so everyone that’s playing will be listed here below. Go check them out, and thanks to all who played along. Authors: remember that you may choose to put in a general link to your blog, or a specific link to your fiction post. I recommend a specific link so that readers passing through days, weeks or months from now will go straight to the story.

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