Goddess wife had her hair up in braids last night for some arcane cosmetic application purpose. I took the occasion to remind her by word and deed that, really, braids and their close cousins pigtails, are cute,
but men see them as good for one thing and one thing only,
Norma Jeane Mortensen Baker aka Marilyn Monroe would have been 86 today. She was born on June 1, 1926. On the occasion of her birthday, here is a gallery of some Marilyn images, of course focusing on the un or partially clothed pics of the blond bombshell, ’cause we are Carnality Nation,
This year, May, is another Marilyn related aniversary: the famous and infamous night, May 19, 1962, when 35-year-old Marilyn — literally sewn into a sparkling, jaw-droppingly tight dress – sang “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy during a star-studded concert at Madison Square Garden to celebrate the commander in chief’s 45th birthday.
President Kennedy reportedly showed up stag, shall we say, after First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy skipped the event to visit friends in Virginia. Here’s a clip of that performance,
While Marilyn was filming for Fox Studios the ultimately never released Something’s Gotta Give, she was given special permission to travel to New York for the serenade to President Kennedy. Here are a couple of shots from the set on that movie, where Marilyn was supposed swim in a nude colored body suit…but which she promptly shucked off to swim nude (photos credit Vanity Fair),
Here’s a closing pic of Marilyn posing with Bogart and Bacall, with Bogy keepin’ his eyes on the goodies, and Bacall wondering if a threesome was in order?, or not…
Another edition of Sunday morning funnies, a day late for the Memorial Day weekend.
You thought you knew all the characters in The Avengers?
Here is an exclusive look at Scarlett Johansson in the deleted scene and character from the blockbuster movie “The Avengers”. Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson was then to play a newly imagined superheroine called “Chesty McTits”. As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits. They outvoted her, so now she’s out of the movie, roaming the universe, stopping intergalacatic spacecraft in their tracks. Then they put the Black Widow back in. So now you know the real story.
Don’ t look over your shoulder, bro – payback is padding softly toward you…
…at least not in the middle of the road, mein herr…
Full credit to the Boss, of course, for the song and the original lyrics, and here is a live performance of it – some say the sexiest thing Bruce has ever done,
Goddess Wife and I’ll both fuck him after that…
The Flash Fiction Friday challenge for this Friday, 5-25-12, was to use the picture above to write a flash fiction piece of 100-135 words and to use this phrase in the submission: “…the scent of [noun]…”
All the other erotic writers playing the FFF this week can be found HERE – go check ’em out and enjoy vehicular carnality.
This is the second installment in the DJs of Porn series. The first post was about the work of Garm/Ugarm of Garm’s Kiss, with a movie clip and number of his heavily edited and modified images of interracial sex. Today’s installment showcases the work of “JRoux”.
His work seems to be only in the production of edited sex video clips, which he calls “xXx music videos.” They are all skillfully edited, at least for an amateur porn aficionado, and all have a music track combined with the edited video, so that there is no dialog and no fake moaning – a small oasis of relief in the desert of porn soundtracks.
Here is a clip he entitled Epoca, with a Rio tango vibe (6:02),
I am guessing he hails from South America or Spain as the video clips he uses suggest that.
Here is another clip, with a Rhianna music track and a psychedelic vibe, this one entitled The White Studio (3:43),
I previously included a couple of his clips, Silhouette and Melencolia, with dubstep tracks in the post on Dubstep Porn.
Last, for this time, his latest work – a clip entitled Closer (6:04),