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A lover, creator, and curator of carnality.
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Monday Morning Funnies – November 5

Normally we do Sunday Morning Funnies, but I thought maybe everyone could use their laughs the day before the election.

If only my local TV news had this,

gif of female reporter slapping ass of girl in thong
instead of the election commercials…


redhead smiling after a cumshot

Now this may look like just another image of a pretty redhead enjoying a cumshot blast, but check out the white thing in her hair – is that a doggie chew toy?????

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Men Don’t Make Passes At…

Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses – but a cumshot? Now friends, that’s a different story…

gif of girl in black glasses taking a facial cumshot on her glasses

blonde wearing glasses with cumshot on her mouth and chin

I heard a variation on the quote (or is it now elevated to aphorism status?) from Will Truman in a Will and Grace episode: “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses,” and Jack McFarland shot back: “Guys don’t passes at guys with fat asses!” I recalled the original quote/chant from many more years before that, so I looked up the real source (and more pics and GIFs after the jump break).

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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 10-26-2012

Here’s the new challenge for erotic flash fiction for this coming Friday, October 26. I’m traveling on business again this week so may not be able to write, but the hosting post will go up by 1 a.m. Pacific time on Friday morning regardless. The hosting post will include the usual Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

woman reclining and masturbating in front of a clothed seated man drinking from a cup

 For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for October 26, please use the image above. We’ll give this one a few more days of writing time than usual and try a somewhat longer word limit and see what happens; the required word count is 549 or less, excluding the title. The required phrase to use for this week is “…ever a dilettante ….” Continue reading →