I noticed it’s been awhile since I posted Sunday Morning Funnies, so here’s another edition. Grab your coffee and enjoy.
Now how ’bout a little pussy licking?
Next, a belated Mother’s Day celebration – Motherlover, Continue reading →
May really is National Masturbation Month – according to the infallible internet; more on that below. Here at Ramworld we affectionately refer to this as jackin n jillin…
And we all do it – in one national study, 95 percent of men and 89 percent of women said they had masturbated. And I say the rest are liars.
Now let’s take a closer look at the subject at hand,
There are so many ways to celebrate,
The latest fad in advertising yoga around here seems to be touting the program as “hot yoga”.
Here in Ramworld, however, there is only one way for yoga to be truly hot:
- Downward Dragon: See What Happens When Yoga and D&D Collide (wired.com)
- Dani Daniels’ The Yoga Instructor (xcritic.com)
- The Great See-Through Yoga Pants Recall of 2013 (esquire.feedsportal.com)
- GIF of the Week – Magic Fingers (ramthesunlover.com)
It is a well-known internet-proven fact that there is one, and only one, face cream that stands head and shoulders above the competition, endorsed by none other than Heather Locklear, who, in an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters,was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products.
Her reply? “You just put semen on your face.”
Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles.
How could the Ram resist taking a closer look at this one?
Heather’s beauty secret is corroborated by Stella Ralfini, who describes herself as an author and tantric guide, and says she discovered the semen mask while studying tantra in India.
“I came across one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen,” Ralfini wrote on her website. “She told me she was in her late sixties but looked much younger. Her skin was so silky smooth and line-free, I had to know her secret.”
“Her secret was that she used a face mask made from her husband’s sperm.”
Impressed? You should be! And semen is, ahem, loaded with lots of other helpful chemicals including testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opiod peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin, and norepineprine. Those are good for ya anywhere they land.
- Heather Locklear uses semen for anti-aging (newsfixnow.com)
- Is It Good For Your Skin When He Comes On Your Face? (cosmopolitan.com)
- Sperm Facial: 67-Year-Old Stella Ralfini Claims Regular Semen Masks Give Her Eternal Youth (medicaldaily.com)