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A lover, creator, and curator of carnality.
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Jillin’ Without Jack

It’s been a while since we checked in with some GIFs of females looking fetching while they pleasure themselves…and it just so happens I have a few saved up for your carnal pleasure.

We’ll begin with a cute tanned jiller, as a nod to Spring Break coming up,

gif of tanned nude girl masturbating on a bed
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GIF of The Week – St. Patrick’s Day Festivities

The Irish achieved a signal exception to Lenten restrictions when St. Patrick’s Day was made an official Christian feast day in the 17th century.

Observers of Lent give up an action of theirs considered to be a vice, and add something that is considered to be able to bring them closer to God. So, when the strictures of Lent are lifted for one day, many nuns can pursue their vices AND get closer to God.

gif of nun sucking a long curved cock

For more nun porn, check out this previous post.


GIF Set of The Week – A Helping Hand

This set of GIFs reminds me of life back on the ranch.

Oftentimes at a stallion station breeding facility, a helping hand is needed.

The stallion can be in a big ‘ol rush to stuff his cock in, and even if the mare is braced and willing, it goes everywhere but in.

So a helping, guiding hand is frequently needed to make an on-target landing.

Usually, the foreman’s wife eagerly volunteered for that job.

gif of threesome anal sex with one woman guiding the man' s cock into the other woman's ass

gif of threesome MFF anal sex one girl pumping the cock while he fucks the other girl's ass

gif of threesome MFF anal sex with one girl reinserting the big cock into second girl's ass when the cock popped out

‘Course we never tried to get the stallion’s cock into the mare’s ass – I doubt that would have gone well.


Sodomy – Punishable in Sin City by Life in Prison

…yeah, prison…where there is no sodomy…

This handwritten chart below shows us the penalties for several victimless sex offenses in all 50 states as of 1964, 51 years ago. My home state of Nevada stands out for the penalty for sodomy being from 1 year to life in prison. So let’s see how nicely that all fits together: prostitution legal in some Nevada counties; Las Vegas practically tradenamed Sin City, sinful gambling a mainstay of the state economy……and getting life for wee bit of anal pleasuring!

Illinois is the most lenient with apparently no penalty for ass fucking, but REGULAR fucking could cost you $200 or 6 months in the slam or both. So, there the State is encouraging anal sex versus fornicating. Must have been an advanced sensibility toward free birth control, right? Go Illini! Continue reading →