Rule 8 – Face Cream
Be generous with your face cream.
But mind her hair.
And remember, this particular face cream is heartily endorsed by no less a celebrity expert than Heather Locklear, who, in an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters,was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products.
Her reply? “You just put semen on your face.”
Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can smooth out wrinkles.
What a delightful and useful nightly ritual for couples, eh?