Do Those Balls Hang Low?

Didjya ever hear the ribald song/chant Do Your Balls Hang Low?

Adolescent boys loved it and modified it for parental consumption by switching in “ears” for “balls”, which is even more absurd and therefore the cause of gales of giggles.

Here’s the version I recall from my misspent youth:

Do your balls hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie ’em in a knot

Can you tie ’em in a bow

Can you throw ’em over your shoulder

Like a Continental soldier

Do your ballsssss hanggggg lowwww

So I was reminded of this delightful ditty when I ran across several GIFs featuring big swinging balls,

gif of IR fucking with big balls swinging and slapping her anus






gif of big low hanging balls swinging while man fucks girl's mouth


Those with backgrounds in animal husbandry know that bulls’ balls are justly famous for being swingable,




and female tourists appear to delight in having their pictures taken with the balls of the Wall Street Charging Bull sculpture,

A statue of a bull, between Wall Street and Battery Park in New York.

A statue of a bull, between Wall Street and Battery Park in New York.



And if the subject of “why do balls hang like that?” interests you beyond the simple summary that its for temperature regulation to maximize sperm quantity and effectiveness in mammals with hangers, go read this.

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