The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – Rule 143

Today I inaugurate The Little Book of Carnal Etiquette – because gentlemen and ladies who are familiar with these maxims will maximize their delights of the flesh.

I begin with Rule 143. Why not Rule 1? The position of firstest is clearly of great importanace – I am open to suggestions about what axiom should occupy that spot!

Rule 143 – Receiving an Invitation

When a gentleman receives an invitation from a lady,


gif of brunette handcuffed to bed headboard, looking at viewer and spreading her legs invitingly


gif of threesome with woman sucking a cock and eagerly beckoning a second man stroking his cock to come hither

It’s de rigueur to RSVP promptly.


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