What should we call a bunch of cumshot GIFs? “Collection” seems kind of prissy; and you’ve got great collective monikers for other groups of things.
A herd of elephants. A murder of crows. A choir of angels. A troupe of dancers. A pride of lions. A fleet of ships. A mob of kangaroos. A gaggle of geese.
But where oh where are great collective names for carnal porn stuff? I guess we just have to make up our own – so I hereby christen a bunch of cumshots to be a “hose” of cumshots.
Here’s your hose!
As Cady (played by Lindsey Lohan) notes in Tina Fey’s Mean Girls, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Yes, Halloween – at least in the U.S. and U.K. – has morphed into the night when its “OK” to dress super-slutty. Of course there’s nothing sluttier than latex, so I present here for your viewing pleasure a few GIFs and pics featuring that modern miracle substance,