May really is National Masturbation Month – according to the infallible internet; more on that below. Here at Ramworld we affectionately refer to this as jackin n jillin…
And we all do it – in one national study, 95 percent of men and 89 percent of women said they had masturbated. And I say the rest are liars.
Now let’s take a closer look at the subject at hand,
There are so many ways to celebrate,
Why you can even get together with your girlfriends for a May party,
And there’s no rule against getting with all your friends to mark the occasion,
Here are a few more GIFs and a few pics from cupboard,
And men should know, in case any justification is needed, that in addition to feeling just SO good, ejaculation improves overall health. Studies have shown that at least two emissions per week can lower your risk for cardio events by 45 percent. “I’m just going to go do my cardio workout…”
And a frequent date with Pamela Handerson does appear to foster prostate health. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Regularly flushing your system, so to speak, keeps your semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals.
So go do something that feels and is good for you!
- National Masturbation Month (examiner.com)
- You’ll Never Guess What Month It Is… (askmen.com)
- Examining the Pull of Group Masturbation Parties (extragoodshit.phlap.net)
- America Furiously Masturbating to New Wendy’s Girl (extragoodshit.phlap.net)