Handjob at the ER

One of the latest fads in freeway billboards here is the Emergency Room billboard with a clock that supposedly tells you that the “wait” at the ER is ONLY X minutes.

I think if I were bitten by a rattlesnake or were bleeding to death from a car wreck, I would totally drive around town looking for the ER billboard with the shortest advertised wait time.

But, I got to thinking………….maybe a long wait in the ER isn’t all that bad in the carnal alternative universe:

gif of red cross nurse with latex glove jerking off a cock for a cumshot after a handjob

now I feel much better, thank you!

And speaking of handjobs and feeling better, in the high end spas here there’s always the rinsing shower before the massage and happy ending…

gif of massage parlor handjob leading up to the happy ending

And here are a few more handjob gifs from my carnal cupboard:


For still more handiwork, check out the Handjob GIFs page up under the Galleries tab, with more than 70 more GIFs.

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Double Penetration Sex with Tori Black and James Deen

This DP – double penetration – clip is pretty adorable because we tend to think that porn stars have done it all and are blase about every sex act imaginable. But this one starts off with Tori Black telling us how this is her very first double penetration ever, on or off camera, and how nervous and excited she is.

True or not, its cute and then hot as she is fucked by the ubiquitous James Deen, and Mick Blue. Deen appears to succeed in one of his trademark efforts – producing one or more real orgasms in the female porn star. 39:11 total time and, as usual, be ready to kill tube site popups and unders. Tori gives an interview segment starting at about the 35:00 or so mark describing what it felt like and how it was an amazing experience for her:


More on James Deen and “where did he come from???” at the end.

Here are a few DP GIFs and pics for your viewing pleasure. Continue reading →

GIF of the Week – Packing

We were loading the ship for the next jump.

It goes a little faster at the Orion interstellar waystation because you’re still in zero g.

Anyway, the captain came on the intercom with a crackle.

“Remember to pack the entertainment. This is going to be a long ass voyage.”

Bosun Johnson and I smiled at each other. He toggled the switch and shot back,

“We got it, captain – packin’ ‘er right now!”

gif of men loading a spaceship in zero gravity with a woman floating up among the boxes

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