He was really into self-help.
He bought The Secret and read it in one sitting.
He bought the Tony Robbins book Awake the Giant Within.
He started to read Eckhart Tolle’s The Power of Now, but abandoned it when Paris Hilton took it to read in jail.
He DVR’ed Oprah.
But finally when his two buddies from work found him in the field behind his house,
they had to tell him he had gone too far.