What’s Your Porn Flavor?

I mentioned in the post on the top worldwide porn searches that we might go back and look at some interesting regional porn search term rankings in the USA. PornHub made the graphic embeddable so here it is although I cannot get it to quite fit the blog space for some reason, and below the graphic are some of the regional groupings that struck me:

So, the first thing that popped out to me is…. the #1 top ranked porn search term in Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Louisiana, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Arkansas: Ebony. Yet that term doesn’t even appear in the top ten of any other states except Texas and Maryland. Draw your own conclusions…

The desert southwest apparently likes ’em young – Teen is the #1 ranked search term for Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and Nevada. And the same for the Mountain West: Idaho, Utah, Colorado, Montana (#2), and Wyoming.

They like ’em a little older in the Northeast – College is the #1 or #2 ranked term for Massachusetts,  Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania,  New Jersey, and Rhode Island.

Its not an age category but Asian which rules at the #1 spot in California and Washington, but not Oregon (back to Teen there).

And there’s a straight up vertical run in our mid-section for pie, Creampie that is: Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota (#2), and North Dakota.

Perhaps our oddest coupling is Kentucky, where the #1 porn search term is Free Gay Porn.

The only porn star to appear in any top ten search group is Lisa Ann, and she is #10 in Alaska, #7 in North Dakota, #4 in South Dakota, #7 in Tennessee, New York #9 and Connecticut #10. Friends, this could only be because of her killer parody portrayal of Gov. Sarah Palin, so I pulled a few gifs of that out of the cupboard are here they are:

 

If only we could get Tina Fey and Lisa Ann in the same movie, that would be lotsa fun!

If you want still more on the porn search term rankings, NYMag.com ran a great piece titled The World’s Most Baffling Porn Search Terms, Explained – what the fuck, for example, is “raincoat” doing in the top searches in Romania?

Search Term: Raincoat
Popular in: Romania
What it means: Sanitary sex. “Raincoat crowd” once referred to people who saw dirty movies in theaters, and it has a different meaning in the FiOS era, explained Sterling. “Sometimes it can mean a PVC fetish, you know, getting showered on, but for the most part a raincoat is a condom. It’s really popular in straight porn. “Raincoating is when a girl is like going down on him and putting a condom on him at the same time.”

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