The real reason for the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI has been the subject of much speculation and debate in the news and on the internet. Your intrepid carnal reporter has gotten to the bottom of this and discovered that its almost as juicy as a Scott Brown novel. You see this is a very rare situation: the last pope before Benedict XVI to resign was Pope Gregory XII in 1415.
Yes, I know you’re being to suspect it…….the Pope was caught on multiple occasions reveling, as much as one can at 85, in nun porn. It shouldn’t be a surprise as he is an Aries (birthday April 16) and certainly will be a randy ol’ goat ’til the end.
Here are some of the files found on his laptop:
and rumor has it that he listens to a bit of heavenly music,
while looking at earthly porn like this little treasure trove of nun porn images found on the papal library computer in a pope-only password protected folder,
- The Carnal Shepherd Series (ramthesunlover.com)
- Ex-Benedict (slate.com)
- Amazing Interactive Graphic of the 117 Who Will Choose the Next Pope (nyt.com)