The Real Reason The Pope Resigned

The real reason for the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI has been the subject of much speculation and debate in the news and on the internet. Your intrepid carnal reporter has gotten to the bottom of this and discovered that its almost as juicy as a Scott Brown novel. You see this is a very rare situation: the last pope before Benedict XVI to resign was Pope Gregory XII in 1415.

Yes, I know you’re being to suspect it…….the Pope was caught on multiple occasions reveling, as much as one can at 85, in nun porn. It shouldn’t be a surprise as he is an Aries (birthday April 16) and certainly will be a randy ol’ goat ’til the end.

Here are some of the files found on his laptop:

gif of nun porn 3 way with one nun sucking cock while a second nun licks her pussy

gif of nun porn with man watching while nun in habit sucks his huge cock

graphic illustration of Satan buttfucking a nun in a convent

Credit: “The Convent of Hell” illustrated by Ignacio Noe and written by Ricardo Barreiro

and rumor has it that he listens to a bit of heavenly music,

while looking at earthly porn like this little treasure trove of nun porn images found on the papal library computer in a pope-only password protected folder, Continue reading →

Rough Sex with Kayden Kross and James Deen

As Kayden Kross moves along in her career, she reveals she likes her sex rough:

I like it rough Ok. When I give a three word answer on what I like it never seems to be enough. Here it is: I’m finding that I like my sex served rough. I like to be called a bitch and smacked and thrown down with torn clothes. I like men at my throat. I like their palms and mouths there. Yesterday I had a chain at my throat and before that a sword that needed a harder edge. They call it a live edge. It wakes you up.Kayden Kross tied up and gagged with silk ropes and a silk scarf

I like strength and the feeling of being brought underneath the power of something absolutely male. I like men who can make me feel absolutely female.

from Kayden’s blog.

It’s surprisingly hard to find clips of her indulging in what she likes. But your carnal collector is not easily deterred, so here’s a 1:54 clip of James Deen rough fucking Kayden, from Bad Girls 8, with Kayden having Deen-induced rough sex orgasms (great audio), including a throttling orgasm toward the end of the clip,

and here’s a gif of those cute kids fuckin’ rough from that same clip,

gif of Kayden Kross having her hair pulled and being rough fucked by James Deen

and here is a 21 minute clip with Kayden and Manuel Ferrara with some mild choking (watch out for pop-unders if you open it to the full site), Continue reading →