Men Don’t Make Passes At…

Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses – but a cumshot? Now friends, that’s a different story…

gif of girl in black glasses taking a facial cumshot on her glasses

blonde wearing glasses with cumshot on her mouth and chin

I heard a variation on the quote (or is it now elevated to aphorism status?) from Will Truman in a Will and Grace episode: “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses,” and Jack McFarland shot back: “Guys don’t passes at guys with fat asses!” I recalled the original quote/chant from many more years before that, so I looked up the real source (and more pics and GIFs after the jump break).

The actual quote about glasses is attributed to Dorothy Parker (1893-1967); she was a writer and critic for such magazines as Vogue, Vanity Fair, and the New Yorker. Her phrasing of it is at the left.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

She produced some other good short shots that I give you at the bottom of the post. And she was clearly quite a smartass and cynic.

BUT first…..back to girls wearing glasses in carnal circumstances.  Here’s a gallery with a mixed set of stills and gifs. These include multiples of porn stars Lisa Ann (in  part because of her remarkable -when wearing glasses- look alikeness to Sarah Palin), Nina Hartley who just wears ’em, and Emma Starr, all in the MILF – librarian – teacher vein (also glasses are used as props to imply “schoolgirls” in porn, which does nothing for me so I have none of those):


Here’s a video  clip of Lisa Ann wearing glasses while doing many naughty things, from the now-classic parody video, Who’s Nailin’ Paylin, (20:26) and be ready to kill the popups/unders from the tube site,


And here are some more of those Dorothy Parker gems:

Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Salary is no object; I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say No in any of them.

People are more fun than anybody.

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to that point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.

Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.


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