Men Don’t Make Passes At…

Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses – but a cumshot? Now friends, that’s a different story…

gif of girl in black glasses taking a facial cumshot on her glasses

blonde wearing glasses with cumshot on her mouth and chin

I heard a variation on the quote (or is it now elevated to aphorism status?) from Will Truman in a Will and Grace episode: “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses,” and Jack McFarland shot back: “Guys don’t passes at guys with fat asses!” I recalled the original quote/chant from many more years before that, so I looked up the real source (and more pics and GIFs after the jump break).

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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 10-26-2012

Here’s the new challenge for erotic flash fiction for this coming Friday, October 26. I’m traveling on business again this week so may not be able to write, but the hosting post will go up by 1 a.m. Pacific time on Friday morning regardless. The hosting post will include the usual Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

woman reclining and masturbating in front of a clothed seated man drinking from a cup

 For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for October 26, please use the image above. We’ll give this one a few more days of writing time than usual and try a somewhat longer word limit and see what happens; the required word count is 549 or less, excluding the title. The required phrase to use for this week is “…ever a dilettante ….” Continue reading →

More Movie Star Boob Gifs – Madonna, Lohan and Berkley

You carnal readers and watchers out there are great! After the posting of the “Gallery of Gifs – Movie Star Boobs” a couple of days ago, astute carnalogists promptly sent me these additional gifs of: Madonna masturbating topless, from the monster hit movie Body of Evidence (full clip embedded in this earlier post), Lindsay Lohan wandering around blonde and nude, and having sex with a nice o face, and then Gina Gershon pulling down Elizabeth Berkleys top, from the movie Striptease. We’re stretching the definition of “movie star” a bit to allow Madonna and Lindsay into the club, but, eh….


gif of Madonna masturbating and showing her bare boobs to Willem Dafoe from the movie Body of Evidence


For some reason this Lohan one doesn’t move unless you click on it…

gif of Lindsay Lohan walking topless and nude from the movie Machete


gif of Lindsay Lohan having sex and making an o face

If you have a good one of Gershon herself, pass it on,

gif of Gina Gershon pulling down Eliabeth Berkley's top to bare her breasts from the movie Striptease

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