Grip It – Grip It Good

Our soundtrack is the once cutting edge and now golden oldie Whip It by Devo…I heard this on the radio recently and immediately a twisted version popped into the primal carnal brain – grip it…grip it good!

So, here’s Devo,

 

gif of woman stroking and msaturbating a long big cock

gif of clothed sex dinner party scene with man in a suit with his cock out and woman in cocktail dress giving him a handjob

Here’s the collection of gripping “it” good visuals, mixed but mostly GIFs with a few still images,

 

And here is a short :30 video clip of enthusiastic gripping it real good and enjoying the results…if Devo is still playing, stop that or you’ll have a mashup of that and the audio track of sex noises from this clip…actually that might be better than the Devo by itself…

 


 

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Sunday Funnies – July 15

Grab your iced coffee this Sunday morning and let’s chortle about adult humor and odd stuff,

altered image of the Statute of Liberty nude and posed like a stripper

Give me your huddled masses and strippers yearning to be free…

gif of woman dance walking and accosting a random man with sexual motions

Now THAT’s Dance Walking

nude man in cowboy hat and kerchief touching his cock

“Wanted – young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred” Original newspaper add placed by William Hepburn Russell, founder of the The Pony Express

Model, however, is over 18, I’m sure, in case Big Brother snoops by………….

next, in our continuing search for funny sexy commercials that we never get to see in the U.S. of A., here is a German VW ad,

Translation:

(He accidentally whispers “Drehzahlmesser (rev counter)” in her ear as he gets horny, because he is thinking about his VW Golf R32, and the girl is not amused.)

She: What?? rev counter??

He: yyeeah… No No. uuh, I didn’t say that.

She: Yes, YOU did…

He: Hmmpf …

and last, for now, a couple from the endlessly amusing category of screencaps of texts:

texting humor screencap re caught in a bar

humorous screencap of text re parents having sex

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Invitation to WolfsLair – FFF

nude women sitting at a lavish dining table before a roaring fire

Image credit: Andrew Lucas

 

I had heard vague rumors about the libertine weekend parties at the Wolfs’ lake house, WolfsLair. Wolf had made a fortune trading futures at the Merc and built a magnificent hunting lodge on the shore of Lake Michigan.

We’d never met, so I was surprised when the engraved invitation to come for the July 4th weekend arrived the morning after my new bride and I returned from our honeymoon. My luscious California girl immediately hit the Miracle Mile to outfit herself for 20 summer lake weekends.

The next day, I ran into Wolf’s wife Ilona, a statuesque Hungarian beauty, coming out of the espresso café. To my surprise she used her demitasse to insinuate herself through the sidewalk crowd directly to me, silkily demanding, “You both come this weekend, yes?”

“Of course,” I replied, “what can we bring?” (for what the hell can you bring to people who could buy several blocks of Chicago if they wanted??)

“Just your wife,” she smiled, showing her teeth and touching my arm with the points of her fingernails, “she looks delicious.”

 

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Your challenge for today was to use the picture above, and to write a flash fiction piece of 145-149 words, excluding the title. Additionally, I provided this key word to be used somewhere in the story:

“…insinuate…”

I know, I know, I violated my own imposed word count. Couldn’t cut it any more and still have it come through as I wanted it to read. Chastise me in the comments!

If you are playing along this week, please leave your link below using the widget you see. Your link will appear in the widget itself, not in the comments, so everyone that’s playing will be listed here below. Go check them out, and thanks to all who played along. Authors: remember that you may choose to put in a general link to your blog, or a specific link to your fiction post. I recommend a specific link so that readers passing through days, weeks, or months from now will go straight to the story.

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Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 07-13-2012

Ready to write? I’m guest hosting again this week for another steamy session of erotic writing for Flash Fiction Friday (FAQs on FFF HERE).

 four nude women holding tableware and sitting at a dining table with a fifth woman lying on the table in front of a roaring fire

 Image credit: Andrew Lucas

 

For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for July 13, please use the image above. The required word count is 145-149, excluding the title.The required word for this week is “...insinuate…”

As is our custom, nobody’s checking word counts, or the required word/phrase, but its great fun to see how the different writers respond to the constraints in their creations.

My FFF will go up by 1:00 AM Pacific time on Friday morning, July 13. That post will include the usual Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

If you are participating this week (and the more the merrier — tell all your friends), simply stop by any time after that and leave your link in that widget in the body at the bottom of the post. Then everybody will know you’re playing along and they’ll come read your erotic words, and often leave nice comments and constructive thoughts on your entry.

Here’s a button for you if you want to include that in your post. Use it to link back here, if you like. Please do provide a link back to either the challenge post, or to my main blog page. We want everybody to enjoy this, after all, and be able to find the other players and read all the writings.

button for meme of Flash Fiction Friday

 

So, check back here on Friday for all the flashers.

 

Anal Sex Seminar with Puma Swede

We have enjoyed in prior posts Puma Swede’s big appetites for rough sex and group/orgy sex (see links at the bottom), and her big set of beauties, all in line with her expressed philosophy: Never too big, never too much!

Today we will tag along while she enjoys all kinds of anal sex and instructs a pupil, Erin Stone, in the anal arts, and particularly ATM. Its Anal 101 with Professor Puma Swede,

First, here is a small gallery of  Puma in some anal sex images, and some hot non-Puma ATM gifs that are also repeated full size at the end of the post,

 

 

Here is the first movie, Puma’s Anal Sex Seminar with all kinds of assfucking, analingus, ass-to-mouth and more (24:30) [be ready to kill popups and unders],

 

 

If THAT’S not enough for you horndogs and dogettes, here’s another one, also kinda long, so if you want to go straight to the anal delight, it starts right after 15:28, this one with just (heh) Puma and porn dude with lots of hard anal, ATM and more (28:20),

 

Here’s a few hot ATM gifs,

gif of porn star Sadie Sable doing ATM ass to mouth

gif of Belladonna suscking cock in ass-to-mouth action

gif of sasha grey performing ATM with a big black cock in an anal sex 3sum

gif of woman licking a long cock while it moves in and out of second woman's asshole during anal sex

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