Sunday Funnies – June 17

Time for another edition of Sunday Funnies – there’s no special material for Father’s Day…because we want sex and fun every day, my Carnal Crew!

From the Adult Blogger’s Almanac, Migraine Remedy #11,

adult humor - blonde with a big semi-hard cock draped on her forehead

 

Another banned TV commercial, this one from Germany for Sprite,

 

next, a …….

dog fetching large dildo for owner on the beach

Dog and dildo - now that's BFF teamwork

 

that dildo must have been Swept Away (Travolti da un Insolito Destino Nell’azzurro Mare D’Agosto)…like this one,

 

long dildo washed up on a deserted sandy beach

 

Apologies to Lina Wertmüller Giancarlo Giannini, and Mariangela Melato

 

Speaking of dildos,

walmart shopping receipt for thongs, lube, massager and cucumber

don't forget your veggies...I guess that's how you have to party in Mesquite Texas...and glad she got the "two fer" in case she wears out the first one...

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Gallery of Gifs – Rough Sex 2

Here are 34 more collected rough sex gifs and then a hot retro clip of handcuffed fucking at the end, (link to earlier post with more rough sex gifs HERE ),

 

 

Next is the rough sex movie clip from Body of Evidence starring Madonna and Willem Dafoe, even though its not hardcore, where Madonna masturbates, gets Wild Bill all hot and bothered, and he then handcuffs her to chair and rough fucks her (3:29), and, as always, be ready to kill tube site popups/unders,

 

Speaking of cuffs,

color gif of woman in chrome steel handcuffs thrashing around on a bed

 

and for those in the Carnality Nation who like stories more than or in addition to visuals, here is a short story by Jenny Swallows (yes, her real name) from her eponymous blog,

Framed and fucked

I knew they were handcuffs the moment I felt the cold metal bite my wrist, as I stretched out one arm to cradle my head. I felt my heart leap in my chest, although whether it was the sudden immobility that startled me most, or the fact that he’d been so gentle all evening, I didn’t know. Neither was every thought that now crossed my mind necessarily a pleasant one… “you’ve been watching too much CSI,” I reassured myself as I tested the strength of the cuffs, but I quickly realized I wouldn’t be freeing myself from them any time soon.

 

Roughly, he grabbed my other arm and yanked it across the bed, to where another set of cuffs was waiting. I wondered how I’d not spotted them earlier, although I was suddenly noticing a lot of things now – how the room was no longer lit by the lamps he switched on when we first came in, but by a row of candles on the dresser; how the clothes we’d torn off one another in one place were now laying in another; and how the wine glasses that I’d swear we’d drained were now both magically full again.

(read the rest of this story on her blog HERE.)

If you lusty roughhousers want even more, check out my Gallery of rough sex images, and the Gallery page at the top tab, which has 15 galleries collecting images and gifs of all kinds of hot hard stuff, and all updated as I find new erotica.

 

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DJs of Porn – Garm II

We looked at some of Garm’s work in this first post. His work in images is so prolific that I arbitrarily divided the other material in the curation into two categories: More Than Two (variations on group sex), which we look at in this post, and One or Two (solo or two people), which we’ll look at in the next in the series.

Here is another of his video clips, and then some more of his altered images, and another video clip at the end.

Blessed Be, (6:16),

 

here are the images,

 

Here is the second video clip – fetishy, fantasy, groupy, kinky,

Der Traum des Kaisa Blum (7:58),

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Braids – only good for one thing

Goddess wife had her hair up in braids last night for some arcane cosmetic application purpose. I took the occasion to remind her by word and deed that, really, braids and their close cousins pigtails, are cute,

Blonde nude with her long hair in braids showing her boobs and pussy

but men see them as good for one thing and one thing only,

gif of man holding girl's braids and pulling her head and mouth onto his cock for a blowjob cocksucking

Gif of clothed man in suit using ponytails of girl in school uniform to pull her mouth onto his cock for cocksucking

Well, ok, maybe two things,

gif of blonde in dp sex with man on top grabbing her pony tails for leverage gif of rough sex threesome MMF with girl's braids pulled and used as handles

 

yep – handles and handles.

We are kinda goal oriented, I guess,

redheaded girl with braids and cumshot all over her mouth and chin

Look, Pippi Longstocking all grown up

 

blonde with braided pigtails in her hair and a big cumshot on her chin and boobs

 

 

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Happy Birthday Bombshell

Norma Jeane Mortensen Baker aka Marilyn Monroe would have been 86 today. She was born on June 1, 1926. On the occasion of her birthday, here is a gallery of some Marilyn images, of course focusing on the un or partially clothed pics of the blond bombshell, ’cause we are Carnality Nation,

 

This year, May, is another Marilyn related aniversary: the famous and infamous night, May 19, 1962, when 35-year-old Marilyn — literally sewn into a sparkling, jaw-droppingly tight dress – sang “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy during a star-studded concert at Madison Square Garden to celebrate the commander in chief’s 45th birthday.

President Kennedy reportedly showed up stag, shall we say, after First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy skipped the event to visit friends in Virginia. Here’s a clip of that performance,

 

 

While Marilyn was filming for Fox Studios the ultimately never released Something’s Gotta Give, she was given special permission to travel to New York for the serenade to President Kennedy. Here are a couple of shots from the set on that movie, where Marilyn was supposed swim in a nude colored body suit…but which she promptly shucked off to swim nude (photos credit Vanity Fair),

 

Marilyn Monroe nude by swimming pool with blue towel

a black and white image of Marilyn Monroe topless by the pool from the movie Something's Gotta Give

Marilyn Monroe nude by swimming pool

 

Here’s a closing pic of Marilyn posing with Bogart and Bacall, with Bogy keepin’ his eyes on the goodies, and Bacall wondering if a threesome was in order?, or not…

 

Marilyn Monroe posing with Bogart and Bacall with Bogart eyeing Monroe's cleavage

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